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Old 01-27-2012, 10:33 AM
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All bullets sold in California (police and criminals exempted) must be made of tofu, And here's the second one...


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Old 01-27-2012, 10:40 AM
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Two great reasons some of you guys should move to CO like I did. Love it here and my CCW is on the way.
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It would be quite tragic to to be hit in the eye with a tofu bullet; don't ya' think? Look what tofu did to hollyweird and those people that make up laws in Ca. Terdified beans is some verily dangerous stuff.
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Lock, Stock, Barrel, and Lock.
Somehow that just doesn't sound right..............
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Old 01-27-2012, 11:01 AM
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Jokes aside, a public employee somewhere (I think out here, maybe D.C.) had a couple flintlocks on the wall in his state office and some people demanded he put trigger locks on them. I don't know what happened, though.
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They make you put lime in your beer too?
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They make you put lime in your beer too?
It goes good with my tofu burgers. Hey, Corona is expensiver (George Bush lingo) than Bud. But with a lime you can't tell the difference.
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Don't you have to keep that tofu bullet in your pocket like Barney Fife?
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Each tofu bullet has to be individually serial numbered and registered with the State. It's for the safety of the children.
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Gotta lot of time on your hands, do ya?
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Two great reasons some of you guys should move to CO like I did. Love it here and my CCW is on the way.
Things have been changing in CO for some time. Too many of the wrong kind moving here from CA and trying to make it like "home".
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And your flint better be registered. I've heard the hot ticket is to bore out the hollow point in the tofu and fill it with guacamole. How savage can you get!?
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Don't like the lock but that's a great flinter. Please tell us a little more about it.
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Well just think. If you had a discharge with a tofu bullet, at least everyone would be ok.
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My wife's reply is, "dangit, I hate it when I get shot in the back with tofu." Ya, she's a great sport. And she shoots too.
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When tofu is outlawed, only outlaws will...nah, they won't eat it either...
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