You should join me on any given night. I am an RN that works in an Emergency Room.
Whatever happened to the old addage that your mother taught you? You know, the one where she says put on clean underwear in case you end up in the hospital!
Well, I don't think anyone's mother teaches that anymore.
It has gotten so bad these days that if the doc orders a urine, stool or semen sample, all I have to do is take their underwear.
Really? Change your underwear every now and then, and then hope you don't end up having me cut your clothes off of you, because your nasty underwear is going right in the bag with the rest of your cut off clothing, probably on top of everything else.
bob