A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he finishes, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the owner shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda shouts back, "Hey, I'm a panda -- look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary to "panda" and reads: "A bear-like black and white animal native to mountainous regions of China and Tibet. Eats shoots and leaves."

Very Very Cute!

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NRA Pistol/Rifle Inst. RSO

A three legged dog limps into an old western saloon. He goes to the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

I don't get it.

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender asks "Hey, where did you get that?" The frog says, "It started out as a wart on my butt!"

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Even older, even crankier....

A guy sitting in front of a saloon when a cowboy rides up dismounts and ties his horse to the hitching rail. He then walks to the back of the horse lifts its tail and kisses the horse on the butt.

When the cowboy enters the saloon the guy say's to the cowboy

"Hey mister would you mind telling me why you kissed your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says

"I've got chapped lips and it keeps me from licking them."