Two men were setting in a small pub in a small village in county Cork.
One looks at the other and said you look a bit familiar my friend.
The second replies well I grew up just two miles down the lane.
The first said well so did I! You must have attended St. Anne's School and surely had Sister Patricia.
He responds so did I. Ah what great memories of my wonderful mother Kathleen. The first interupts and exclaims my mother was Kathleen also how amazing.
The phone rings and the Pub keeper answers. He speaks and said No not much going on here just the O'Hara brothers getting drunk again.