I have a couple:
A black T with a drawing of a Voodoo doll with pins stuck in it and in print -
"GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION"
MANY stop and tell me that they really like it.
A few have come up to me and said "Your shirt disturbs me"

My old favorite had a drawing of a ewe wearing an apron and said
"IF SHEEP COULD COOK..."
My wife insists that the laundry must have lost it ---
We don't take our stuff to a laundry though

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In dog years I'm dead.

Usually Fruit Of The Loom or Hanes.

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

My beloved occasionally wears one that says:

"If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?"

Generally gets a good reaction. Along with:

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies!"

Nearly all of my t-shirts have my fire department's logo on them.

David

I've shown it before. I get all kinds of reactions like "What's wrong with Kangaroos?

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Dum vivo cano

My favorite is one that says "Shooting is my olympic sport." It's sponsored by the US Shooting team.

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Quoth the raven:
"Nevermore"

Flyers wives fight for lives carnival t-shirt.
The Barry Ashby Clinic

black t shirt with" if you don't like my attitude then quit talking to me" in large red letters.

Lately, I've been buying all of my t-shirts here.

Tees - Southwest Indian Foundation

I have several that I haven't worn in a while because I just can't wear a medium anymore Of them says "Oh I heard you I just don't care"

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sticks-n-stones&hollowpoints

i long ago wore out my favorite one: front: picture of a prarie dog with cross hairs on the head "this is your brain", back: picture of prarie dog's body with large red misty area above: "this is your brain on hollow points"

second favorite is one i bought for a female police officer i knew in bellevue, ne: PINK of course: "i've got PMS and a handgun, any question?"
lee

Black tee that says "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

That and the one I wore when I took the girls shopping. It just says "NO."

Keep Tobacco Sacred
Native Ceremonial use Only Please

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Front sight and squeeze

This one, only because i bought it at a concert in 1972...

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I used to be disgusted..

"Custer Wears Arrow Shirts".

My favorite, and one of the very few I have with anything on it "MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S"

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Hold on. SWAT's at my door.

I recall two that made me laugh out loud.

One had a portrait of Sitting Bull and a legend that read "Homeland Security: Protecting America since 1491"

The other got me just because I started professional life as a Latin teacher nearly 50 years ago: "Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes," which sort of means, "If you can read this, you are way overeducated." I saw this on a San Diego zoo visitor several years ago. The wearer, an owlish guy with an I'm-an-academic beard, probably distrusted my laugh of recognition and unsmilingly asked me if I knew the principal parts of the verb "scis." I told him what they were, and he wandered off without another word, or maybe mumbling something I couldn't hear -- and still without a smile. People.

Not sure I could remember the principal parts of too many Latin verbs today. I've turned that part of my brain over to handling serial number tables.

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David Wilson

Dark green, with a picture of the Taco Bell chihuahua that says, "Yo Quiero Taco Bell". Drove the local "undocumented immigrants" insane in Northern Virginia.

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I like to jog. For many years I had a plain white T-shirt with one word emblazoned in red letters across the front... "AMAZING!!!" It was given to me by my brother-in-law. I liked that shirt.

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My favorite ones are usually tight and short on shapely young women....

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Even older, even crankier....

I have one with a saxophone ensemble that says "Group Sax"

Guys canoeing, with caption that says "Paddle faster, I hear banjos"

My husband has these:
DADD
"Dads Against Daughters Dating"

Who are these people and why do they keep calling me "Dad?"

I'm the Dad. That's why.


ETA: I got a new sleep shirt last week that creeps out the kids, and the Mr. loves. It says:
"I only sleep with the THE BEST"
"THE BEST" is in hot pink glitter.

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Soli Deo Gloria

Three of my fav's. Please don't be criticle, my iron dosen't fit my hand very well.

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I had one that is loooong since, decades, gone that had a cartoon type image of an older Special Forces Trooper, one with a pot belly, standing there holding a bayonet in one hand and another weapon in the other.

Below the Trooper it said,
When you got 'em by the "bells" their hearts & minds will follow.

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Ogy

B-52 superimposed over a peace symbol with the logo "Peace Through Superior Firepower".

One I couldn't wear when I was attached to NATO that showed a map of Europe with the question "What part of Europe are you from? The part whose *** we kicked or the part whose *** we saved?" My CO took one look at it and almost had a stroke.

Comic book dolphin looking in a trashcan yelling "Come out of their skimmer!" Explanation - submariners call surface sailors "Skimmers" or the more derogatory "Skimmer Puke".

My favorite T is a navy blue one with a picture of what looks like Ernest Hemmingway, topless with a pot belly , surf shorts and a straw hat-standing with a fishing pole in his left hand and a large marlin hanging on his right side with the caption "Old Guys Rule"

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My favorite recently was a fat guy wearing a shirt that said "I beat anorexia."

I liked one I saw with large, yellow, block letters on black:

ALCOHOL
TOBACCO
FIREARMS
should be a convenience store,
not a government agency.

Black, with the following in bold print:

"Detroit...where the weak are killed and eaten"

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always trust your cape...

Have one I got in Gettysburg, PA. that resembles one of the gray athletic tee's headed with the 'Property Of:' line
Below that : "Army of Northern Virginia"

Was wearing it in a grocery line one day and a lady said "Oh - are you in the Army?"

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Ret'd LEO
SWCA #2275

"Aunti Em,
Hate you.
Hate Kansas.
Took the dog.
Dorothy."

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Field Researcher. IGC

I saw one at a motorcycle rally in some small town in South Dakota, It said,
I am not a gynocologist, but I'll take a look.

Wingmaster

I like a lot of the shirts at Despair.com: Despairwear™ - View All

In particular, I like the following shirts:

... Choose the form of the destructor
... The TSA shirts. I'm thinking about buying one just for my flight to Vegas in a few months.
... GM: An Amerikan Revolution. Bwwwaaaahahahahahahaha.

There seems to be a theme here.............

A friend has this one.

A Black Tee with a great image of a rope with a noose and the words, "Hang Around Fort Smith For a While".

Great Tourism slogan, guess it was too politically incorrect.

I support P.E.T.A....People Eating Tasty Animals

I have a t-shirt that I had made. It says "THE RATTLESNAKE DON'T GO EASY"

Rattlesnake was my nickname when I played football in college. One of my cancer doctors was amazed that I was still alive, and my off the cuff response was "The Rattlesnake don't go easy". I liked that so much that I had a t-shirt made with that on the front.

Used to see a lot of black Ts with *INFIDEL* at gun shows - Not so much anymore though...

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In dog years I'm dead.

I wore out my favorite one. It showed a dozen or so different handguns with a rainbow and the headline "Celebrate Diversity". It's the one I always wore when I had to descend into the pit of lgun-hating iberals that is Iowa City.

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Rick, W0FG
CTR2 68-72

Like the shirts Denny wears in Eastbound and Down....

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