Uh, that would would be my well-honed sense that if I fail, there are DUI problems in my immediate future...

Sorry darlin'. NONE of those end in dous.
f.t.

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Al Gore invented the Internet.



Pete

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Don't tread on me

My problem is I don't understand everything I know.
I've been married for over 23 years.
I'm sure all the Husbands will understand.
Jim

The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens
mind before he bought the farm was.........................

wait for it.........................


a bullet....................

chuck

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They hold no Quarter

Much foreign folk wisdom doesn't translate over at all.

"I'll show you where lobsters spend the winter!"

So you still don't know.

Common....

Work related one... It cost the US Government more to terminate the VH-71 Presidential Helicopter Program a couple of years ago than to have completed the 24 helicopters that were on contract. And after the election, expected sometime in 2013, the Navy is going to release an RFP for another replacement helicopter...

Did you know that true friends only ask you for your time? Not your money!

Spider.

And speaking of spiders, did you know that the Eyeless Spider is powerful enough to halt construction of a freeway loop in San Antonio? Wow....
First sighting of rare eyeless spider in 30 years halts $15 million Texas highway project | Dallas-Fort Worth Local Breaking News - News for Dallas, Texas - The Dallas Morning News

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I used to be disgusted..

Dachshunds are great hunting dogs.....you just have to get down reeeeel low to see if they are on point!

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Even older, even crankier....

"Teeth of the Crab",
Good name for a garage band.

Beer snort.

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Dum vivo cano

oh good grief. Must read more carefully. I thought you just said "ous" But there are still more than four words that end in -dous I've even taken the care to alphabetize them.

apodous
hazardous
horrendous
iodous
iridous
jeopardous
macropodous
molybdous
palladous
phyllocladous
podous
vanadous

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Soli Deo Gloria

The response I could create for that is so far beyond family friendly...just thinking it silently to myself might get me a vacation from the forum.

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Soli Deo Gloria

It's obviOUS you misread the original post.

I'm not wearing any pants.

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Forum consigliere

"No mas pantalones"

Thanks. It's been ages since I last used "macropodous" in conversation.

Sometimes when we don't know something, it's better not to learn.

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Soli Deo Gloria

I bought a SW500 magnum.

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NRA Benefactor

wondering if a half empty bottle of old granddad is part of cajunlawyers predicament

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sd40 new APEX kit & mag ext.

As the cops say at traffic accidents,
" Nothing to see here. Move along."

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Now, use them in a sentence. Extra points if you can use them ALL in the same sentence.

Do I get extra bonus for adding one more?

The podous technician left the apodous snake in a jeapordous position, coiled around the phyllocladous plant with macropodous leaves while he searched the hazardous stockroom for an iodous solution amongst the bottles of various iridous, molybdous, vanadous, and palladous solutions and suspensions near the cephalopodous animal's tank.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

No way in hell am I looking all those up to see if your sentence even makes any sense.
You win.

EDIT:
I just noticed this was post number 586 for me.
So here's a picture of my 586, just because.

Did you know Stevie Wonder is God? The proof.... now follow along. Love in blind,,,,, God is LOVE,,,,,, Steve Wonder is blind...therefore he is god! bet you didn't know that,, or really care. It's late Iam tired.

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Carpriver.

Bravo indeed !!!

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A closed mouth gathers no foot

Gee really I thought it was about getting the Preparation H mixed up with the BenGay

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John 3:16, Carry Everyday!

There were snakes in Ireland but St. Patrick was the only one who could see them.

And every March 17, hundreds of thousands of people honor the saint by drinking till they see snakes and lizards, too.

Bet you didn'ytknow the old saying "God willing and the creek don't rise" really means; God willing and the Cree don't rise up and kill us.

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Carpriver.

"Cree" as in the Indian Tribe?

Another "ous" might be vociferous, huh?

Or, stupendous?

Bob

That one was Fire Down Below by Bob Seger.

Never attempt to trim the hedges with your lawnmower.(No, not me) After I found the guys fingers and transported them to the hospital the surgeon was able to re-attach them after sixteen hours of surgery. I asked him about the patients prospects of the use of his digits. He told me about 75%. He also told me he switched locations of a couple of digits so the guy wouldn't be able to pick his nose. (I love medical humor) The guy taped the kill swith to the mower handle so it would still run if you were wondering. You can't fix stupid.

My wife says your gun is lovely.

There are only 2 words in English that end in gry; hungry and angry. Joe

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Your toenails grow their fastest between 10 and 11 AM. Depending upon your schedule and time zone, of course.

Definitely never heard that! That is so cool that even if it is not true it ought to be.

Let's see: If a belt has 12 rounds per foot (a guess), a fighter-mounted .50 could get off about 325 rounds before the cupboard was bare. If the rate of fire is 10 rounds per second (again, a guess), each gun has a total of 32 seconds of functionality to it. Is that anywhere near correct?

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David Wilson

That's not the Crees. That's the Creeks. Different tribe. Cree are, I believe, Canadian Indians, while the Creeks are the ones Andy Jackson and David Crockett fought in the Redstick War.

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Today, September 17 is the Feast Day of St. Hildegard of Bingen, also known as Sybil of the Rhine. She one of the most remarkable people ever regardless of gender or era, let alone a magistra from about 1100AD. Mystic, visionary, healer, adviser, and composer. Among other things, she wrote a morality play, which really can be considered the first opera, and the Church wet its figurative pants over it. She was the 10th child from a well to do family, and, as common practice of the time, was given at an early age as a tithe to the Church.

Her self portrait shows her receiving visions...and flanked on either side, the Corn Man and Corn Woman are shown on two pillars...centuries before European explorers encountered the Native cultures in the New World. And I still use her headache remedies and other recipes.

A fascinating and strong influence in my life, a "feather on the breath of God."

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I first heard of her when a heard a revue of Anonymous 4's CD 10,000 Virgins, all of which was composed by Hildegard of Bingen. What a fantastic, relaxing record. That woman must have been a genius.

Yes. Yes she was. 900 years later we look to her still for medicine, advice, spiritual leadership, music, etc. She was known internationally, and leaders and dignitaries sought her counsel. MALE dignitaries and rulers, I might add. And the Pope was scared of her.

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Plato was probably a whole bunch of people. I've heard the same thing about Mickey Rourke.

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I was once drunker than a skunk and my friends had pulled one of my plug wires on my Harley Sportster so I couldn't get it started.It was kick start only. Not only did I get it started after much effort, noticing it was running bad I proceeded to plug the wire back on. 30,000 volt coil folks. I did ride that bike home. And you people wonder what's wrong with me.
DW

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"NUTS"