By season, a complete list of Dr. McCoyisms.

Season 1:
Episode: Devil In the Dark: "Im a Doctor not a Bricklayer."
The City On the Edge of Forever: "Im a Surgeon, not a Psychologist."

Season 2:
Episode: Mirror Mirror. "Im a Doctor, not an Engineer."

The Doomsday Machine. "Im a Doctor, not a Mechanic."

The Changeling. "Im not a Scientist or a Physicist."
Friday's Child. "Im a Doctor, not an Escalator."
The Deadly Years. "Im not a Majician Spock, just an old country Doctor."

Season 3:
Episode: The Empath. "Im a Doctor, not a Coal Minor and im not a Mechanic."

Damnit, Jim.

Complete? Are you sure? I've seen TV clips that are longer.
Anyway, it ain't too hard to figure you are a Trekker!

__________________
Regards, Ron
USASA 1965/69

Damnit Jim, I'm a McCoy not a Hatfield ...

Damnit Jim, I'm a Glock not a plastic paperweight ...

Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor ... just not YOUR doctor ...

Damnit Jim, I'm a proud member of the S&W Forum, not a Mall Ninja ...

__________________
I'm with the banned ...

He's dead, Jim!

Heh heh, kinda sorta. I liked TNG and a few eps from some of the others but--there is none like the original. Anyway, I had time on my hands this past 10 days as ive been down with the Flu and other stuff-so I watched all three seasons on DvD

BTW--I have not forgot about the Salsa Verde and also found out (IF) you can get them on the phone--that they also do mail order. Anyway, next show--im gettin you a jar.

Heh heh, maybe I should have titled this thread something like: "Im a Doctor not a--isms?"

In the 1956 movie The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit, DeForest Kelley played a medic. Foreshadowing things to come, he checks a body and says, "This man is dead, Captain".

CW

__________________
μολὼν λαβέ

Have you ever had a real, Georgia-style Mint Julep?

I think the earliest show I saw him in was: The Lone Ranger. I think he was in the 4th episode of the show. The first three being how TLR came to be as well as became pals with Tonto. He was very young then but you could easily tell that he would become if not great--then very good at the least.

Funny, I use that snappy comeback formula all the time with my wife.

damnit honey, I'm a husband, not a plumber!

etc. etc.

She just rolls her eyes....

My personal favorite "That woman took everything but my Bones".

__________________
Front sight and squeeze

[QUOTE=the ringo kid;137478372]By season, a complete list of Dr. McCoyisms.

Season 1:
Episode: Devil In the Dark: "Im a Doctor not a Bricklayer."


I LIKE this one!

__________________
Recycled Bricklayer

I forget the episode:

"Well whaddya know, I finally got the last word".

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Wagnerian soprano!"

Nahhh, I made that one up. My brother and I have made up scores of them.

Or Scott: "Ah cannae hold her, Captain, she's kneein' me in th' grroin!"

Or any guy in a red shirt: "Over here, Captain, I've found somethAAARGHHH!"

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

That would be the one with Spock's parents. "Journey to Babel".
I cannot believe you forgot the title. I just don't know how to handle this.

[QUOTE=bricker;137478856]I did too. That was the episode with the Horta. Kirk shot a piece of it off when it tried to attack him in that tunnel. It then burned into rock something like: "Not Kill I" He had Bones beam down with cement to patch the Horta up with.

"Im a Doctor, not a Bricklayer."

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!"



"I'm just a country doctor!"


"Five years in space. God help me!"

__________________
Life Is A Gift. Defend it!

I cant remember which episode it was but it was a late 2nd season or a 3rd season episode.

I cant believe I forgot it too. That was when Spock helped his Daddy out with a transfusion thankx to Sarek having Heart Attacks.

"You Green-blooded.........."

One of my favorite Scotty quips was: "Up Your Shaft." This was when he was replying to something a computer said and this was in the first Star Trek movie.

Back in my day, my friends and fellow shooters knew their Star Trek. Now, obviously, there was less Star Trek back then than there is now, so keeping track of it all was easier as there was only the Original Series and a couple movies.

Still, it shocks me to see that basic things -- like episode names -- are now drifting in the winds of memory. It would be like an avid S&W aficionado talking about his Highway Patrolman and saying "I just can't remember the model number right now...".

This could really give me a complex. Where does one go to get over issues like this? I don't think Dr. McCoy ever addressed this problem. Oh, well.

College Drinking Game -

Suggest alternate actors who would have made great characters in any of the various Star Trek versions.

Cpt Kirk:
- Bob Newhart
- Jack Webb

Bones:
- Buddy Ebsen
- Dennis Miller
- John Astin as Gomez Adams

Ohura:
- Cyndi Lauper
- Tom Leikis

Checkov and Sulu:
- Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh
- Tommy Chong and Jerry Fallwell
- Martha Stewart and John Belushi
- Pee Wee Herman and Jesse Ventura
- Clif Clavin and Norm Peterson

Spock:
- John Ratzenberger as Clif Clavin
- Phil Donohue

Scotty:
- Peter Faulk
- The guy that was the motorcycle mechanic on CHiPs
- Professor Irwin Corey
- Gallagher
- Les Nessman

Nurse Chapel:
Roseann

Capt Pikard:
Jack Lord

Cmdr Riker:
Sean Penn

Data:
- Woody Allen
- Dick Clark

Cmdr LaForge:
- Steven Wright
- Howard Hessman

Counselor Troy:
- Judy Tanuda
- Father Guido Sarducci

Cmdr Warf:
- Ed McMahon
- Alan Hale
- Fred Gwyne (Herman Munster)
- Ron Jeremy

Capt Jonathan Archer:
Alex Trebeck

Archer's Vulcan Science Officer T'Poi:
Peg Bundy

Evil Alien Being:
Newman from Seinfeld

Friendly Alien Being:
- Elvis
- Paul Shaeffer
- Wilford Brumley
- Col Sanders
- Larry Potterfield from MidwayUSA


"Dammit Jim, the barrel LOOKS like a pencil!"

Sgt Lumpy

This has always puzzled me. Why do people know the episode names?

Do they know the episode names of I Love Lucy? Of Gunsmoke? Bonanza? Get Smart? So WHY do they know Star Trek?

I know the shows. Clint Howard at 5 is playing a grown man. Two guys with faces half black and half white, but one's black on the left side one the other's black on the right side, so they hate each other. Planet full of Chicago gangsters. Little kids chanting in a circle, "Call the Angel, we won't go". Kirk fighting a big green lizard. But the episode names?

There was a skit - Saturday Night Live, I believe. A Con, and Shatner was a guest, and they were doing "question time". This guy wearing fake ears stands up and says, "Captain, in Season 3, Episode 16 -", and Shatner says, "Refresh my memory. Which one was that?"

"You took your shirt off and had sex with the alien woman?"

"I need a little more."

"They had you in a cage, fighting for the entertainment of brains?"

"Okay, I got it, what's the question?"

"What were you thinking of, just before they took you in for execution?"

__________________
I always take precautions

I think, at least in my case and my other old Trekker friends, it was easy to know all the names of the Original Series. We only counted the first two Seasons as "real Trek" because Roddenberry was out for Season Three except in name. James Blish published all his books with each episode down there in print form and so it wasn't that hard to keep up with it.

Now, with all the different series that are out there, you'd have to be really fanatic -- much more so than I am -- to recall the names of them all. I guess it's something that we were into when we were young, and so we learned it and it was an easy enough time to learn it because there wasn't a lot of Trek out there.

These days, there's tons of Trek out there. But I can still see a photo of the Original Series -- particularly if it's from an episode of one of the first two Season's of the show's run and remember the name of the episode. The last time I watched them was when the "remastered" versions of the first two seasons came out.

What ever happened to my Star Trek bubblegum card collection? Why can't I remember that?

[QUOTE=Alpo;137479717]This has always puzzled me. Why do people know the episode names?


I know the shows. Clint Howard at 5 is playing a grown man. Two guys with faces half black and half white, but one's black on the left side one the other's black on the right side, so they hate each other. Planet full of Chicago gangsters. Little kids chanting in a circle, "Call the Angel, we won't go". Kirk fighting a big green lizard. But the episode names?


QUOTE]

-- Corbomite Manuever
-- Let that be your Last Battlefield
-- A Piece of the Action
-- The Children Shall Lead
-- Arena

Two of those were actually hated 3rd Season Episodes, so I'm amazed I got them, but they came right to mind. I need to go see a shrink.

Good old Kirk! shoot first and ask no questions at all!

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a politician!" BTW. Starting this month your deductible is now $8,000 and your co-pay is $2000."

My brother and I have played that game sober for many years, Sarge. Wally Cox as Wyatt Earp. John Marley and Lee Van Cleef in "The Sunshine Boys". Matha Raye as Mary Poppins. And on and on.

I'm told there is professional help available for this. I'll let you know what I find out about it.

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

"Dammit, Bill, I'm a B-list actor, not a doctor! I don't care what your colonoscopy photo looks like, and I don't want to see it! "

__________________
Ukraine -- now more than ever

DING! ...then sound of klaxon-like buzzer...

John

__________________
- Cogito, ergo armatus sum -

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bureaucrat! BTW, the Federation Of Planets just forced you onto Galaxycare. You're new doctor is Dr, Xytrkzork Blorkvex on planet Zortak."

My memory on important things has always been bad--partly due to a Neurological prob I developed which ended my LE career. Now its almost blind luck on certain things getting right.

In my case as well, I had a mother who loved the show and made us aware of it in afternoon reruns. I was too young when it originally came out but--it was always on a CBS station from 4-5 Pm usually after The Rifleman and The Munsters and shows like those. I grew up coming home from school to see Star Trek being shown as repeats at least twice a year so was easy to remember the names of favorite episodes.

Some of mine being: Mirror Mirror, Balance of Terror, Let That Be Your Last Battlefield, Galileo Seven, The Doomsday Machine, Arena, A Piece of the Action, Day of the Dove and a few others.

Also, one of my best friends by the name of Tim, is a fanatic of the show--he even tried to talk like Kirk and did a great job of it, and he modeled a lot of his actions after stuff from the show. Yes--we all thought he was either nuts or unique, but he was a nice guy.

I got a shock this morning and found out mine is staying the same.

I think some of us missed our doses of V 8 this morn.

I've played that game as well. Phylis Diller as Mary Poppins and Vincent Price as Bert would have given that movie a much different feel.

I kind of like the thought of Don Knotts as Worf. And maybe Moms Mabley as Guinan.

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

Startin' Friday off early, I see.......

__________________
Even older, even crankier....

"BEWARE the Klingon that carries only one bullet!" Yes, I can see that.

From the time of your post, looks as if you're starting it a little late!

Friday's just another SSDD day for me. Retired, and WAY past chasing women.

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

My (and the wife's) favorite Scotty quote was when he was trying to get one of the aliens drunk and he pulled out a bottle. The alien asked him what it was and Scotty drunkenly replied, "It's grrrreen." There was a takeoff of this in TNG where Data was in 10 Forward and someone asked what was in the bottle. Data did his puzzled android look and said, "It is green."

CW

__________________
μολὼν λαβέ

I almost spit up a piece of cake with that one.

Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek...

Seek out new life and new civilizations

Non-interference is the prime directive

Keep your phaser set on stun

Humans are highly illogical

There is no such things as a Vulcan Death Grip

Live long and prosper

Having is not so pleasing as wanting; it is highly illogical, but often true

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations

Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate tribbles)

Enemies are often invisible- like Klingons they can be cloaked

Don't put all your ranking officers in one shuttle craft

When your logic fails, trust a hunch

Insufficient data does not compute

If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty

Even on our own world, sometimes we are alien

When going out into the Universe, remember: "Boldly go where no one has gone before"

And when all else fails, go Corbomite.

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

You forgot to add learning how to play the card game: Fizbin.

Mudds Women taught me at age 13 that there is no perfect situation with the opposite sex that is permanent. Every thing has the good and bad. Harcourt Fenton Mudd was a real eye opening character for a 13 yr old.

__________________
Front sight and squeeze