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NO, and don't make me come back there!
(You know, I think this cluster may hit a thousand posts yet. Weird. )
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Guy walks into a bar... guy behind him ducks.
I think I will start quoting earlier posts and replying with things that have no connection.
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Guy walks into a bar... guy behind him ducks.
I think I will start quoting earlier posts and replying with things that have no connection.
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Now we're back to the point of the OP, but that reply should have been to the guy that ate two bowls of bean soup.
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NO, and don't make me come back there!
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So help me, I will TURN this thread around!
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It's a 12ga pump with "00" buck.
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Ok where's the garlic? No garlic no steak.
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I think I will start quoting earlier posts and replying with things that have no connection.
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its 14 degrees here
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I put my car key in my house once, and it started.
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True story... Was at the Mall and tried to get in someone else's white Tundra. Key fob wouldn't work... key wouldn't turn in the door lock.... While I'm muttering what's wrong with this *** the owner walks up and says "this key will probably work better". Oh that was funny moment.
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Look out I just ate two bowels of homemade bean soup. I'm not safe to be around for 24 hours!
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Two Bowels? I am usually not in that unit of measure until the next morning...
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It's a 12ga pump with "00" buck.
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Yes we have a winner!!! Wait a minute what is the original poster giving away again?
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I'm screwed!
It's Mrs. Hillbilly's crock pot.
....and no, there's nothing in it.
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I'm screwed!
It's Mrs. Hillbilly's crock pot.
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Alrighty then,
you can call a fren
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for your bowel.
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Alrighty then,
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Aren't you glad you're not Simon Cowell? That would be most foul!
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Stop trying : it's impossible to feed flying ashcans.
You have to wait 'till they sit still
Maybe lure them with some ash..
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There was a thread on S&W board
Which attracted a disparate hoard
the posts were many
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But the count rising cannot be ignored
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Who said it's a spelling error. You apparently never had my wifes bean soup.
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With some posts I laughed
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Oh the time spent on here
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My coffee cup! I'll throw the black swill at 'em .......
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WOW! We are getting desperate....Come on 900...Who would have thunk it.????
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True story... Was at the Mall and tried to get in someone else's white Tundra. Key fob wouldn't work... key wouldn't turn in the door lock.... While I'm muttering what's wrong with this *** the owner walks up and says "this key will probably work better". Oh that was funny moment.
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The scary thing is this thread has over 10,000 views.
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What some guys will do for a little bacon...
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I need to forward the above to a friend that just got a couple of ferrets.
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Oh noes!
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WOW! We are getting desperate....Come on 900...Who would have thunk it.????
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I try to not think, makes my head hurt.
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His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows! "Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer.
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Because of my sense of humor, right?
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An old girlfriend emailed this picture to me a while back with a note saying it reminded her of us. I've never been able to figure it out, I mean the girl in the picture resembles Sherry quite a bit, but that dog looks nothing like my dog.
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A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.
A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows.
His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows! "Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked his friend.
"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
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Peppermint? I thought is was more like cloves.
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Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Not me, I want Olive Oil that's been around, has a bit of a reputation.
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An old girlfriend emailed this picture to me a while back with a note saying it reminded her of us. I've never been able to figure it out, I mean the girl in the picture resembles Sherry quite a bit, but that dog looks nothing like my dog.
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We're you known to slobber much?
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A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ says the desk sergeant.
‘No, no, no! says the man. ‘I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!’
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Is there something off in this screen grab I just took from tthe movie The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
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Don't know about the soup, but Saint Arnold Bock is much better than Shiner Bock.
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Is there something off in this screen grab I just took from tthe movie The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
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Jacketed boolits for his cap & ball revolver?
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That really was a low budget western.
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I envision a giant gorilla jumping in and locking this thread at post 899.
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Just a little bit further fellas!
Angela Merkel is traveling abroad on state business, and lands in Poland. At the Customs Office the inspector askes her; "Occupation?". "No" she replies "Not this time. I'm only here for the week".
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Gotcha! ......
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