Annoyed at thread drift

[timn8er]

Generally, a cougar is defined as a woman over 40, financially secure, independent, has a strong sense of self, dresses to impress her "prey", knows what she wants and gos after it!!
Usually hunts "prey" half her age or more.
CAN BE DANGEROUS IF NOT SATISFIED

See also "Sugar Mama".
(Or so the rumors go!)

Oh hell. Now if only I could find a woman that met all those specs but hunted men twice her age...

 

[timn8er]

I've had the same thing, and I live alone. I really need to lay off White Castle depth charges and pinto beans with Vietnamese chili-garlic paste.

mmmmmmmmmmmm...pinto beans with Vietnamese chili-garlic paste...

 

[pawngal]

I've heard cougers make their own rules and you ARE a REDHEAD BOMBSHELL, so 10 years younger works!!!
Here is your magazine cover photo

Well, If I'm going to be compared to a Hollywood redhead I'll pick Mauren O'Hara

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxNSvFMkag[/ame]

 

[boatme99]

Well over 40, the rest could apply except, please not half my age.
10 years younger would be great.

Let me do some cypherin'...

hmm, naught inta naught is naught, carri up the three...
set the plus over cheer, and.. that...gives.. me......

Um. What was the question?

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z3-OaNevkfg[/ame]

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TqL_pinZVp8[/ame]

 

[boatme99]

Where is the mental image bleach when you need it?!?!?!?

Go ahead. Make fun, but I'll have you know, those couple of years working at the Hangar Club paid for my associates degree in Underwater Basketweaving.

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbHC54c4AR4[/ame]

 

[Mike McLellan]

I move that this thread be deep-sixed, and all of its contributors levied a hefty fine. If action is not taken in a timely manner, I will be forced to notify the authorities!

 

[boatme99]

Well, If I'm going to be compared to a Hollywood redhead I'll pick Mauren O'Hara

WOOF!
10let

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AcARII3-0jk[/ame]

 

[boatme99]

I move that this thread be deep-sized, and all of its contributors levied a hefty fine. If action is not taken in a timely manner, I will be forced to notify the authorities!

The goon squad awaits orders.

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcq93txBdtM[/ame]

 

[boatme99]

It's one of those nights.
Red wine and opera arias.

Yes, it's probably considered one the "pop" pieces of opera, but Nessun Dorma from Turandot is on and, darn it, I enjoy it.

 

[jell-dog]

I move that this thread be deep-sized, and all of its contributors levied a hefty fine. If action is not taken in a timely manner, I will be forced to notify the authorities!

 

[bigride]

The Justice League lost all credibility when The Wonder Twins showed up.

I am still confused about how somebody disliked by 70% of the population can still carry a majority of the vote.

People say Bill Belichick is a great football coach. That may be true, but that's like saying that Hitler was an effective leader.

Richard Wagner...Porter Waggoner...should never be confused for each other.

Hardly anyone literally rolls down a window anymore, but we still say "roll down the window." And how many light bulbs are really "bulbs" anymore. They are bright curly thingies.



Just pretend this is witty.

 

[boatme99]

And how many light bulbs are really "bulbs" anymore. They are bright curly thingies.



Just pretend this is witty.

You just can't beat a good, old fashioned incandescent.

As to Richard and Porter, we won't go into that at this time.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Hey boat, a while back you were down in the mine pulverizing peanut butter.

How'd that work out?

 

[bigride]

The goon squad awaits orders.

You've been mostly dead all day.

Just pretend this is witty.