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Old 07-06-2014, 12:37 PM
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the 2nd mom, Ann and said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the 3rd mom, Joyce. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the 4th mother, Cindy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."
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Lemme guess: the family name is Johnson.
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I heard that one from Lewis Grizzard as three preachers plus their wives at the Pearly Gates and all being told they couldn't get in to Heaven.
The first preacher never drank but was obsessed with alcohol and his wife's name was Sherry.
Second never was rich but he was obsessed with money and the wife's name was Penny.
The third preacher said, "Come on Fanny, looks like we're not getting in either."

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