During a long day of looking around a car show, I, and a couple of my friends, stopped in at 'Hooter's'for some Hot Wings and a few beers... After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators." I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.

f.t.

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South Carolina-God's country

People say "It's hell gettin' old."

I correct them and say "It's hell being old. I had a lot of fun getting old."

I do not care for the establishment.

Do not think the food is that good. Also, ever notice that none of the staff look anything like the billboards or ads?

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Still Running Against the Wind

A quote from my 92 year old mother " If someone call's them the "Golden Years"

Tell them they are full of excrement!

This world is just a mudhole in the eternal highway.
Blessings

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TEXAS, by GOD

Life is backwards. We should have been born old and then go down the scale until we hit 16 and then back up again. When I was young I couldnt buy any toys. Now at 73 I have them but have to watch how I use them.

I hear ya brudder! Why, I can remember when I used to dream about women. Now I dream about guns and catching big fish. Well, at least I'm still dreamin' about somethin'.

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Real men love cats!

You AINT, been to a real Hooters until you come to the one here in Corpus. They not good looking????? yer missin out bud.

I hate when stark realizations slap me in the face. That's why I like to be in the fog. The shots aren't as long either. I don't consider myself a failure however....I started out at the bottom & kinda liked it there.

Life is full circle. After you come in this life, you're bald, toothless, and have a diaper full of poop. Most of us men will die the same way.

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Wayne
Torn & Frayed

"Stark Realizations" is an unusual name for a hooters girl. What did you do that she slapped you?

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PTLAPTA!

With my luck whichever babe I picked would be a raving, panic-stricken, drooling, claustrophobic.

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Why duck?? It's a 9mm!

Sure everything is better in Texas

Heck I am with the OP, stuck in the Elevator,

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Still Running Against the Wind

I agree unless she can fix the darn elevator she would be of no use to me.....I'll pick my own heart attacks !!!

Does anyone else find it impossible to read the blue print?

I'm an older dad and I've had numerous health problems for a long while. My son and his friends have brought many young lovelies around to the house in various stages of dress and undress. And I sit in m chair and say 'Hi' and go back to my computer.

I did go to Hooters when we were in Myrtle Beach and I enjoyed watching. I mean I'm not dead yet.

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"He was kinda funny lookin'"

There's probably one with that name here in Vegas.

I'm almost 70 and I told my wife the other day that I was glad I was in the check out generation with the way the world is going. She politely told me that's what her mother said 20 years ago and now she's 94 and still going strong. I re-thought my statement after that.

We have a Hooter's in Saugus MA.

But when I want a burger and fries, I go to the Squire Lounge in Revere, MA Better burgers, better everything.



The guys from MA know I'm right in my selection.

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

I cant read it either, that's why I highlight it.

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Don

I came into this life kicking, screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I just may go out the same way.

Me too although highlighting it on the phone is not so effective. There may be other themes available on the forum with different background color but the blue on gray makes for low contrast and difficulty reading.
A vast majority of advertised products don't love up to the images you see in the ads. Even something as simple as an ad for the latest model 4 door car likely portrays the car in ways that are unrealistic if only using slow mo or a professional driver on a closer track etc.
truth in advertising? Yeah, right.

I can't read that blue lettering to save my butt. Must be getting old.

I know this old guy who carries a empty quart
icetea container in his car for emergencies.

Never been to a Hooters, had enough at home to keep me interested. Now I am an old grandfather of 4 grand daughters. Each one is knock out beautiful. I get pissed when young men lear and drool when looking at them. I tell them to put the eyes back in their head, these ladies are are nuns on vacation.

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Carpriver.

Two old geezers were sitting in a bar.

One said "let's drink up our beer & go hustle the girls down at Hooter's".

The other answered "Naw. got more & better lookin' wimmen at home".

The first one said "good thinkin', we'll drink up our beer & go to your house".

Everybody see where that big dude punched a guy out for 'looking' at his teenage daughter??

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"He was kinda funny lookin'"

I don't go to Hooters anymore. The ladies are just fine but the wings aren't as good as they used to be. Too greasy now.

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Regards, Ron
USASA 1965/69

Someone opened a restaurant and bar in one of our suburbs here and decided to build, so to speak, on the Hooters name. They called theirs "Juggs".

It didn't last.

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Oh well, what the hell.

I think this is heading for a major lock down.

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

What's a hooter ?
Blessings

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TEXAS, by GOD

Three old guys are walking down the street. The first one says "It's windy today". The second one says "No, it's Thursday". The third one says "Yeah, me too. Lets go get a beer".

We have a "Twin Peaks" here.

Food is probably the same as Hooters.
Over priced and not so great. I'll probably never find out.

I was always more partial to the Caberet; great pizza! Plus, its real close to the Banana if a change of scenery was necessary...

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Bad engineering there-they had to put a support column right in the middle of the dance floor.

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i like hooters good food friendly people

Thats funny I know a really old guy that thought he was drinking lemonade one day in his friends car.........................yuck

There used to be a Hooters across the street from my shop. In the summer months around 11:00 AM they would prance around outside to drum up business I suspect. (sorta reminded me of a really old profession I read about one time).

They'd have hula hoops, badminton and other props to garner attention from passers-by with hopes of luring them in. One day they were congregating around a really sweet 33 highboy. A couple sittin' inside, a few suggestively draped over the back, etc. Only one had her head buried under the hood looking at the chromed-out motor.

I said to myself "she would be my choice". I never saw her face or other "attributes" other than the back of those orange short-shorts (which, as I recall may have helped tip the scales in her favor).

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paws for friendship

When did you get old HB? Yesterday?

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paws for friendship

Get it right, it's an empty large mouth gallon milk jug...

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NULLI SECUNDUS

I'll not go back to Hooter's unless they change the uniforms to Daisy Dukes, and braless halter tops. The food is mediocre, and the service is deplorable. Even at the bar, they gave me the wrong kind of beer.

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Wayne
Torn & Frayed

Oh well,if that's the biggest problem you encounter today,just think what a great day it's going to be.

f.t.


p.s. Highlight,highlight,highlight. It's sooooooooo simple. Problem solved!

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South Carolina-God's country

Guess tha means I dont have to worry about buying that $25.00 Hooters gift card I was going to get you for Christmas?

Years ago I was out of a job in my field and had a sick wife at home, so I took a job as a masseur at a resort hotel.

One day I was working in a room next to the hotel gym, and did a massage on an incredibly scenic young lady of 23. She was cute as hell all over and knew it.

I did the perfectly professional procedure and stepped out into the gym while the kid dressed. I was looking at a wall-mounted TV by one of the Nautilus machines where a guy was working out. The girl came out of the massage room in her halter top and Daisy Duke shorts, gave me a smile and a wave, and walked off to the women's locker room.

The guy working out watched her twinkle away and asked, "Did you just give her a massage?" I said I had. "My God, man, doesn't that drive you crazy?" I allowed as how it didn't, at which point he decided incorrectly that I was gay.

"No," I said, "I have two thoughts when I work on one like that. One is, 'Wasn't God smart to make them so decorative to attract young idiots?' And the other is, 'Isn't it a shame it'll be twenty years before she has anything to say?'"

I'm not sure today if that was my age talking or the fact that the kid was somewhere close to being my 3,000th client. Either way it was fun watching the guy's expressions.

He was still shaking his head as I went in to change the table.

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Oh well, what the hell.

We used to have a girl that had a hot dog stand on the side of the road, she would be out there selling hot dog's in a bikini, after a few years they made her stop, too many old women were complaining that their husbands were spending all day, driving up and down that street.

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Don

The above post Nr 44, reminds me of somehting that happened to me. I was about 19 or so, and decided to take 8 VERY pretty girls--all but two were blondes. Anyway, I was firends with 3-4 of them but the rest were friends of the blondes who were my friends. Confusing aint it? Anyway, we headed in my car--over to pizza hut since lunch was fairly cheap in those ays. I bought all of thema personal pan pizz and soda pop. All together--was less than $20. Anyway, we all walked in ph and I saw a table with several sailors sitting at it. They were ogling "my girls" and wondering (by the looks on their faces) how the hell did I end up with these gals? Anyway, the gals knew what the swabbies were thinking and the two best sat on either side of my--playing "it" to the hilt. Allyson on my right and Judy on my left--and both of them kept kissing my cheeks freaking out the USN guys to no end. Finally, after about 20 minutes of quick looks and outright startes--one walked over and said he wasnt trying to be rude but asked how I rated having all these girls. I told him something I ccant repeat here and he went fromgrinning like an Ape-to one who was thoughtless and slack-jawed. No offense to any USN guys here.

BOY--if he had only known the truth??? I had just met four of them while talking Allyson, Judy, Minnie and Kara--out to eat. They wanted to ome and I had thempile into the car.

That's a great story Ringo. But it ain't nice to tease sailors.

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Real men love cats!

Or something like that. I always thought that if one could lead a normal life to 65 then the aging process should reversed itself. By the time you were 30 again you would have the knowledge of someone who was 100. You would have plenty of money to buy all the toys you wanted and energy and time to enjoy them. Then you die at 30 instead of 100. The real payoff would be women would all be looking for those 30 year old guys with the 100 year old bank accounts. You get the picture. In my scenario you would now be 57.

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That's just somebody talkin.

I never been to hooters or a strip bar?

I figure for what I would spend there I could get mama drunk and get to dance with her?

I do not have to be in an elevator to be turned down.

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