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12-19-2014, 09:32 AM
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The blonde pharmacy clerk
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall.
He asks the blonde clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave
him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's
afraid to cough."
f.t.
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12-19-2014, 09:43 AM
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12-19-2014, 10:30 AM
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I laughed till I s......
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12-19-2014, 10:43 AM
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The president, the pope, a boyscout and a blonde movie star are on a plane. All of a sudden the pilot comes into the cabin, kicks open the emergency door and tells the Passengers "the plane is going down, there are only 3 parachutes left you will have to decide between yourselves who will use them". And he jumps out with the first parachute.
The president tells the remaining passengers "I am the chief executive of the free world and they need me". He grabs a chute and jumps.
Before the scout or the pope can say anything the blonde actress says "I am a movie star with millions of fans and one of the most beautiful women in the world". She grabs and jumps out of the plane.
The pope says to the boy scout "Son, I have lived a long a meaningful life but you are just starting yours, you take the last parachute and i will go down with the plane".
The scout says "don't worry father the blonde just jumped out with my backpack".
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12-19-2014, 02:28 PM
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Glad I don't have a cough!
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12-20-2014, 12:09 AM
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Problem is, it isn't a joke
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