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Signs
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be." [de-lighted]
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Seen on a garbage truck in Miami...
" Talk Trash to Me, Baby!"
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Above the urinal.
We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
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Snubby, I sure wanted to give you more than one "like" for that one!!
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For us Bostonians 
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MANY years ago, outside the biggest church in Little Rock:
"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, BEAT TEXAS."
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"We meet by accident"
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Seen in Urban Illinois early 60s:
We buy junk and sell antiques
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Local Chiropractor Clinic
"Crawl-ins Welcome"
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Took this one in a hurry, picture taking in a bathroom could lead to trouble but I thought this was hilarious. I wonder if they have been having a problem with this?
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Well all those sayings sure made my day a little brighter. Funny, funny, to say the least. Who in the world do you think sets around and makes up those sayings?
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Billboard for a local Pontiac garage outside of Eugene, OR circa 1990's:
We Rebuild Excitement!
This whole thread is full of it (good stuff!).
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The officials in Lithonia, Georgia posted a "Speed Enforcement" sign.
One local resident doubts the effectiveness of such a sign.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8#
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I saw a sign on a ladies desk once. Something about "Caution! I've got PMS and a handgun!"
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Same thing at local Greek restaurants. I was in U&I Restaurant several years ago having lunch with Sarge Bil, when the owners son--had come out--slipped on something on the floor--lost an entire tray of food.He cleaned it quickly--went in back-confronted by the dad/owner--and you hear yelling, then what sounded like a punch, then dishes craching to the floor. Everybody in that packed restaurant heard everything.
They DO--have great food.....
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We have some street construction-destruction going on around here. Depending on what company is doing the work also depends on who they rent their outhouses from? One--rents from a place called: Texas Throne, the other rents from:Skid-o-can. Ive seen worse names but cant think of them off-hand?
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I have had that song stuck in my head since I first saw the name of this thread a couple hours ago, thanks for posting.
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Here are a couple I have around my place. Think I've posted 'em before, but here goes again.
These two are in the mule barn:
This one is on the fence of my northeast pasture, notifying folks of the electric top wire around the pasture.
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Sign on the side of a septic tank company in Florida.
"We want your stinkin business."
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...and for our Yankee Brothers and Sisters...
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Local septic company "We're #1 in the #2 business!"
Local garbage company "Two guys putting their college education to waste"
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Outside a wrecking yard in British Columbia "Wally's Private Parts"
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First sign you see as you enter local gun/archery shop:
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At River Parishes Disposal in Louisiana: Our business stinks but it's picking up.
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One of the reasons I like going to the San Antonio gun shows. Aside from the other attractions, it's a great bar.
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Saw this at a church
COME TO CHURCH THIS SUNDAY AND MEET JESUS. TEXT WHILE DRIVING AND MEET HIM NOW.
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The Blue Ridge Parkway in Virginia and North Carolina follows the contour of a mountain range, with many curves and few guardrails. It's the only place in the world I have ever seen this warning sign...
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Man those are great....
....but I almost blew coke out of my nose when I read the one about 'family planning'.
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Here's your sign.  
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Very funny thanks to all!
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On the back of one of the local septic tank cleaner trucks:
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