A feller took his wife to the live stock show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. " The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's rib, said, "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

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A gun has no brain.. use yours

LOL. Big Time.

I thought it was funny. My wife didn't.

Wonder why!

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Slim, U.S. Army, Ret.

Okay, that was laugh out loud funny! But sad at the same time.

Back in the early 1800s a young Pennsylvania farmer took a bride from the next county over...........

Returning to his farm after the wedding they traveled in his wagon pulled by his best mule............ as they started up the eastern Continental divide...... the mule stumbled. The farmer dismounted and walked up to his best mule, looked the mule in the eye and said forcefully......"That's one!"

A few miles further along; near the crest of the ridge...... the mule stumbled again....... the farmer dismounted ..... walked up to the mule and struck it up the side of it's head ....... and said "That's two!!"

Half way down the other side of the ridge the mule stumbled a third time......the farmer climbed down ......... walk up to the mule....... looked it straight in the eye and said.......... "That's three you sorry excuse for a mule!!!!!" Pulled out his revolver and shot the mule right between the eyes.

As the mule fell to the ground the farmer's new wife screamed and yelled at her new husband......" That was your...our... best mule! How are we going to get home? How are we going to plow our fields? That was a stupid thing to do.......... she went on yelling and ranting at her new husband for several more minutes as he striped the harness from the dead mule.............

Finally the new bride fell silent.......... the farmer turned and looked his new wife in the eye and said forcefully........"That's one!"

And that's when the fight started!!
Dave
SWCA #2778

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mr mom
Fire Chief, Retired

that was really good going to have to tell my wife that one