Overheard my wife's friend tell my wife that she had started to read "The Exorcist" but couldn't finish it. Thought it was the most evil book she had ever read. Threw the book in a water filled ditch while bicycle ridng.
I went to the book store-bought a copy of the book.
Put it in a bucket of muddy water.
Dug the book out the next day.
Went to her house-left the book on her back porch table for her to find when she comes outside for her morning coffee.
We'll see how it goes

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all I remember was the movie , Linda Blair and green stuff

Man, that's bad! It may seriously creep her out. Sure that you got the right printing? She'd recognize a different cover.

Pea soup!!!!

Now that's funny!

Do you dress up for Halloween and make the children "earn their candy?"

I think that is a horrible, rotten, really mean thing to do.

Wish I'd thought of it.

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John 3:16 .

Now that made me laugh-out-loud......be careful, payback can be a ##### !!

Don

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Laus Deo! <><

That's Hilarious! Good Stuff

Papa

You are more evil than the book....but I like it!

That is awesome! Let us know how it goes over.

Prank it up!
Good one.

'debil made you do it?

atta boy luther

Id be careful this fall when your down in Homa shooting ducks.

In regards to the title of your thread, I must point out the obvious: Was there really ever any doubt?

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Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

I saw the same story in FB, but it was he threw it off a pier, so they bought a copy and soaked it good and put it in his desk drawer. Hilarious.

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Wayne
Torn & Frayed

When you awoke this morning did your neck feel loose?

This was based on a true story in St. Louis, Mo.

I guess it might be ok to see the ducks coming and going with out moving from the neck down. Spooky.

still funny. Cant wait till you Paul Harvey us with the rest of the story.

P.S. it is imperative that you maintain a straight face, show sympathy and lawyer up to all, take the 5th. Hades might seem nice if your wife takes her friends side.

yes she is married to you but women all belong to the fraternal brotherhood of women bondingagainstall.com.

I told several of the female members of my staff about this little stunt. They were not nearly as amused as I was. You may find yourself in more trouble than you know!

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Music/Sports/Beer fan

I thought it was double hockey sticks?

So, I guess the legal profession really IS the devils ministry.

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Back to back World War Champs.

“He had a toughness about him, and his five grand Savile Row suit did little to hide the fact that he worked out regularly. He looked like someone who could've gone either way, the mob or something legitimate, and somehow ended up in the middle as a lawyer.”
― Dave Zeltserman, Pariah

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That's just somebody talkin.

Shame on you. I saw the movie in the 70's in college with a frat brother who was an AAU boxer. Halfway thru he couldn't take anymore and walked out. He stumbled and fell near the door and finished by CRAWLING out, he was so anxious to get out.

I was a runner and the movie broke me of running late at night until this century.

It remains the scariest movie I ever saw because I gave up on scary movies involving Satan afterwards. I don't have a problem with scary space aliens or fantasy, middle ages stuff with dragons and demons. Guess I should become an atheist to enlarge my scary movie repertoir. Bill S

Is there nothing a lawyer won't do?

Caj that's a sick thing to do. ...wish I 'd thought of it! !!

It's not as if there won't be anybody there you know, most from right here

Scariest movie i've seen lately:

We'll organize a rescue/search party if we don't hear from you in a couple of days!

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Old paratrooper in NC

Good one Sir!

I like the cut of your jib.

Hope your prank works, I remember how much the movie scared my date when it came out. It worked. I have only good memories of the Exorcist.

That is a good one Caj. I bet it took you all of two seconds to think that one up after hearing her talk about it. Pretty funny. Did you tell the wife though? This sounds like something I would do. I will remember this trick in case I need it later.

BTW- When I read the topic I immediately thought of the dancing Badgers and thought "Yep I bet he is". That was bad, very bad.

Canjunlawyer, you have wicked sense of humor! That would freak me out so badly I would probably loose sleep for nights! I watched a documentary about the family the book was based on. I forget what it was exactly but 333 had some meaning. After I got scared from watching it, I woke up every night for a year at 3:33 exactly. I'm so glad I finally got it out of my mind!

I love it!! You have got to let us know what happens.

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I am a sheep dog!
1601 (ret)

The movie 'bothered me' more than scared me and slasher, blood stuff doesn't phase me, it was more the aspect that this evil thing was perceived to be REAL and lurking around us. Anyway:

In the opening the priest is facing a statue from an archeological dig and the story goes back stateside and there is ominous music, like he knows that the statue represents evil.

Later in the movie during the exorcism, smoke starts rising around the bed and there is that statue and I just pointed and went:

'I-YI--YI--YI--YI--YI--YI--YI--YI--YI........"

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"He was kinda funny lookin'"

Of course you're going to the Warm Place. You sit on the wrong side of the courtroom.

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Keep on Chooglin'

As stated by the psychopath Francis Wolcott in "Deadwood": "I am a sinner, surely bound for hell and do not expect forgiveness; but,..I am no government official" !

You'll be alright caj. You wouldn't wanna be somewhere up on those golden clouds with nobody you know would you ?

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wanna do right-- not right now

I enjoy playing pranks on my wife's friends.

Several years ago, my wife was visiting her friend Ardene. I need to tell my wife something so I called Ardene's house. When she answered the phone, I waited a bit, then I started breathing heavily into the phone. There was a long pause and then I said "Hi Ardene". She then called me a nasty name.

A couple of weeks went by and my phone rang. I answered it and there was heavy breathing on the other end. I said "Hi Ardene". She again called me a nasty name.

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Corripe Cervisiam

Some years back an unattached friend of my wife moved into a house east of US1 not far away. A hurricane was approaching and the Mrs. asked me if I could help the gal with house prep. I called her and in my best cracker Baptist voice told her I was with All Broward Button Up and was contacting the young, single ladies around town to inquire about tucking them in for the coming storm.

The phone was slammed down and I was unable contact her for some time. My wife finally let her know what happened and the both of them were not happy.

Yes, reduce his fee.

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'Merica!

Mais, you better have a good Traiteur on standby, she'll be needing one!
Steve W

Caj, my remarks may have been premature. I did some reflecting
on gun deals I have made. Although I have never taken advantage of old people or divorcees and widows, there are a few
that worry me. When I get up to "The Gates" I might need legal
representation. Would you take Travelers Checks as a retainer,
if printed on asbestos paper?

Caj, it would really be good if you can keep a straight face and do it again. BUT, you don't want to send her over the edge. If you can establish your practice in hell you'll have a lot of clients.

I understand if you read it backwards it says, "Paul's dead."

When I was stationed at Ft. Meade and used to go bar-hopping in Georgetown, we sometimes used to park on M street near the base of the infamous steps. Creepy at 1 a.m.

When I first saw the thread title... I says to myself... "He best get in line behind me."

Then I read the prank...

Now got to admit... you sir, just gave yoreself a place at the head of the line.

Caj:

Ever hear of negligent and intentional infliction of emotional distress? Something to do with the word "Outrageous!" You did use gloves didn't you?

Are you sure there's not anything you're not telling me?

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Halfway and one more step

You better hope she is not friends with Lorena Bobbitt.