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Old 01-14-2016, 01:02 AM
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It would seem that the Oregon militia, holed up in the wildlife refuge, has been receiving adult oriented toys from across the country.
Someone went so far as to have Amazon ship them a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant.

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Someone went so far as to have Amazon ship them a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant.

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Think they could use a few dozen hickory axe handles?
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That is some funny stuff there. But, if I was them I would just set up an online store and start reselling the stuff.

I don't support these guys doing what they are doing. I also don't support the government doing what they are doing on a lot of federal lands. More and more of it is getting locked up and restricted. What really gets me is when the lock up all the roads into an area, then let some logging company go in and log it. Not against logging, but hey they makea bigger mess than hunters and campers. Right now a big worry east of here is that the feds are going to turn a huge area into the "national grass lands". Clinton did something similar with the stroke of his pen and created the Wild and Scenic Missouri area. Closed a bunch of roads made a bunch of use restriction, many of which seriously effect ranches that have been there since the 1800s. Now there is about 300 miles of river that I have to have a poop bucket on my boat when I am allowed on it. It might make sense if there was a lot of traffic on the river. There isn't and most people use the outhouses anyway. I am sure the deer, elk, mountain sheep, antelope, beaver etc all use some kind of sanitary disposal device as they far out number the people.
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I read that. Seems like they were ready for a long occupation until they realized they had little food. So a call went out over the Internet asking for people to send in food and snacks. Some people decided to take this opportunity to send them adult toys
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I'm sure all them people held up are tough sons of guns.
Their all prob rough riders anyway and don't need the lube....
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And now, they have a computer expert looking up national secrets, on a government computer-in a bird sanctuary-in the middle of Oregon-30 miles from anything. Please, somebody send them a clue.
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Our local NFL team recently announced they were relocating to the left coast. A radio host raised funds to send the team's owner $250 worth of poop. I did a little checking, and for about $25, one can send 1.5 pounds of cow poop, with a personalized gift card, to the recipient of one's choice.

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Our local NFL team recently announced they were relocating to the left coast. A radio host raised funds to send the team's owner $250 worth of poop. I did a little checking, and for about $25, one can send 1.5 pounds of cow poop, with a personalized gift card, to the recipient of one's choice.

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You can also send glitter.
It might not be as malodorous, but it gets everywhere and is difficult to clean up
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Hmmmm...I'm trying to visualize a glittering cow pie.

Muss, you and Venom need to get together, and combine your packages...Might save a bit on postage.


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My father had a rancher friend, onetime send him a very BIG
cow patty, shipped to him in a nice pretty pink cake box with
a big ribbon around it, as a joke.

It held up very well in the mailing and handling back in the 70's.
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It would seem that the Oregon militia, holed up in the wildlife refuge, has been receiving adult oriented toys from across the country.
Someone went so far as to have Amazon ship them a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant.

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I'm not taking sides but that was pretty ****ty.
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My father had a rancher friend, onetime send him a very BIG
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It held up very well in the mailing and handling back in the 70's.
They should hold up pretty good .. was in Oklahoma years ago and saw a sign where you could sign up for a cow paddy throwing contest .. winner got 250 bucks !!!
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In 1969 I was stationed in Cordell Ok. there was a cow chip tossing contest. I can ship a stone but I can't throw a ****.
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That is some funny stuff there. But, if I was them I would just set up an online store and start reselling the stuff...
Excellent post.

Since it's already been shown that they can receive deliveries, no sense in passing up an opportunity to make a few bucks that could be useful.

The 55 gal drum, in particular, could be broken down into saleable portions. A thousand of ANYTHING can be sold for profit on the 'net.


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