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Old 09-27-2016, 04:46 PM
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I would'a made something up; I was changing clothes, or a bee or wasp
got in my pants and I was fighting it . . . . Anything but the truth.
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Old 09-27-2016, 04:51 PM
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That's why you need a de-cocker.
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Old 09-27-2016, 04:58 PM
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I would'a made something up; I was changing clothes, or a bee or wasp
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Old 09-27-2016, 11:15 PM
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It is generally so hot in Macon that the round may have just detonated! At least that's what the late great Louis Gizzard claimed.
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Old 09-29-2016, 12:47 AM
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The word "numbnuts" comes to mind.
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Old 09-29-2016, 07:30 AM
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Well, you have to wonder why the guy decided to clear his weapon at that time and place. Amazing. I usually don't try to take care of other odd jobs while doing "the job". Plus, handling and unloading guns is a pay attention job, how do you do that while your trying to unload the big bore?

Lucky for him it struck below the knee. He could have ended up with a snub nose.
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You too funny.

But alas he did.
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But alas he did.
It went right over my head. Decocker!!!!!!! He almost had one. Har Har Har!
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This is my weapon, this is my gun....
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Wouldn't it be funny if his gun turned out to be an Iver Johnson!
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