|
|
 |
09-29-2016, 07:53 AM
|
|
US Veteran
Absent Comrade
|
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 20,361
Likes: 24,260
Liked 16,154 Times in 7,408 Posts
|
|
Today's Pitiful Humor Attempt
It has occurred to me that Samsung's self immolating cell phones that are being recalled with their dangerous batteries lend new meaning to the term, "burner phone."
Yes, I thought of this on my own. Yes, I am very tired and need to be in bed.
Laugh or groan as you please. 
|
|
The Following 24 Users Like Post:
|
30-30remchester, arjay, carpriver, chopshopcop, Cyrano, da gimp, ditrina, Ed Fowler, Frank46, GKC, hpfenning, Ivan the Butcher, jlrhiner, Lee Barner, les.b, Lt JL, M E Morrison, old bear, pawngal, rwsmith, snubbyfan, susieqz, Tradewind36, YogiBear |
09-29-2016, 08:48 AM
|
|
US Veteran
Absent Comrade
|
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 20,361
Likes: 24,260
Liked 16,154 Times in 7,408 Posts
|
|
Yeah, I heard on the TV news today about the washing machines. I don't think I'll be buying a Samsung ANYTHING!
|
09-29-2016, 11:31 AM
|
|
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Eastern Washington
Posts: 4,913
Likes: 3,226
Liked 6,813 Times in 2,543 Posts
|
|
They got some "barn burner" deals!
|
|
The Following 5 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 11:51 AM
|
 |
Absent Comrade
|
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Upstate SC
Posts: 12,990
Likes: 17,229
Liked 41,504 Times in 9,146 Posts
|
|
Ya'all er gittin "fired up". 
|
|
The Following 2 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 05:11 PM
|
 |
US Veteran
Absent Comrade
|
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,143
Likes: 3,701
Liked 5,261 Times in 1,885 Posts
|
|
I watched the news about the Samsung phones and washing machines on my Samsung TV...and now you know why I'm not a comedy writer. 
|
|
The Following 2 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 05:40 PM
|
|
Absent Comrade
|
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Louisville, KY, USA
Posts: 19,336
Likes: 53,737
Liked 38,387 Times in 11,802 Posts
|
|
Just be grateful they don't make toilet seats.
__________________
Oh well, what the hell.
|
|
The Following 8 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 05:59 PM
|
 |
US Veteran
|
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: NW OH
Posts: 2,058
Likes: 3,242
Liked 2,430 Times in 809 Posts
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by shouldazagged
Just be grateful they don't make toilet seats.
|
They do.
__________________
Inconsistently consistent
|
|
The Following 4 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 06:24 PM
|
|
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Thorne Bay, Ak
Posts: 1,301
Likes: 682
Liked 1,485 Times in 515 Posts
|
|
Brings to mind -
Quote:
Originally Posted by rock doc
They do. |
An episode of "little house on the prairie" that didn't make the cut so never made the air.
Ma told pa, you need to fix the outhouse seat. Pa went out & checked on the seat but didn't see anything wrong.
A couple of days later, ma scolded pa for not fixing the seat as instructed. Pa told her that he had in fact checked on the seat & could find nothing wrong.
"Come on & show ya" she said. They went to the out house to check the seat together.
"Looks fine to me, works ok too" see said pa.
"Did you stick your head down thru the seat to check the under side" asked ma?
"Well no" saiz pa.
"You gotta do it to see the problem" saiz ma.
Pa did as instructed but still failed to see any problem. As he was straightening up to confront ma, a small crack in the seat caught some of his beard & pulled it out.
Pa yelped in pain & as he rubbed his chin, ma smugly said "hurts, don't it!"
|
|
The Following 8 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 09:37 PM
|
|
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Mercer County, PA, USA
Posts: 1,661
Likes: 19,302
Liked 1,781 Times in 897 Posts
|
|
Instant camp fires???
|
|
The Following User Likes This Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 10:04 PM
|
 |
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: WVa East Panhandle
Posts: 28,609
Likes: 70,909
Liked 81,452 Times in 18,446 Posts
|
|
Well now I'm nervous. I have two Samsung cameras, a Samsung tablet and a Samsung laptop that's atop my lap.
__________________
Keep on Chooglin'
|
|
The Following 2 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 10:52 PM
|
|
SWCA Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Coastal virginia
Posts: 5,108
Likes: 2,136
Liked 10,469 Times in 3,277 Posts
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by snubbyfan
Well now I'm nervous. I have two Samsung cameras, a Samsung tablet and a Samsung laptop that's atop my lap.
|
Got some fire extinguishers I'll swap for guns.
|
|
The Following 2 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-29-2016, 11:46 PM
|
 |
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Sante Fe Trail, Kansas
Posts: 5,350
Likes: 14,441
Liked 6,562 Times in 2,597 Posts
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by snubbyfan
Well now I'm nervous. I have two Samsung cameras, a Samsung tablet and a Samsung laptop that's atop my lap.
|
That's a trifecta.
Some of us live on the edge and have no fear.
Did you get the humor? Snubby, SNUBBY? Are you there?
Do we need to start a bucket brigade?
|
09-29-2016, 11:51 PM
|
 |
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: (outside) Charleston, SC
Posts: 30,983
Likes: 41,642
Liked 29,234 Times in 13,820 Posts
|
|
'Weak' attempt?
That made me laugh pretty good. We watch NCIS a lot and they are always talking about 'burn phones'.
"McGee, trace that call!"
"Can't boss, it's a Samsung"
__________________
"He was kinda funny lookin'"
|
|
The Following 2 Users Like Post:
|
|
09-30-2016, 03:42 AM
|
|
Member
|
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 150
Likes: 4
Liked 93 Times in 53 Posts
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Texas Star
Yeah, I heard on the TV news today about the washing machines. I don't think I'll be buying a Samsung ANYTHING!
|
There TV's are awesome. Great picture quality, and features.
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
|
|
|
|
