Last time I got pulled over...

Not wearing seat belt
No current sticker on plate
No current registration
No proof of insurance

No ticket...

And of course I had a shot-up target stand in the back of the truck... cop never mentioned anything about a gun either.

But the best part was that the wife was with me. As the cop was walking up to the truck I was getting the "I told you so" lecture from her. Well... when I didn't get a ticket that set her off.. "Why do you always get out of these things... if it was me I'd have got a ticket... blah blah blah." Me and the dog (it was Pugters back then) just smiled and drove down the highway.
Coondog likes to drive too.