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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why are there Adam Sandler movies?
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I might have an answer to the Tarzan question. I have a cousin who is absolutely incapable of growing any hair aside from the top of his head. He has never shaved a day in his life and still has smooth baby skin on his face and chest. Maybe Tarzan just has hair growing issues?
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I might have an answer to the Tarzan question. I have a cousin who is absolutely incapable of growing any hair aside from the top of his head. He has never shaved a day in his life and still has smooth baby skin on his face and chest. Maybe Tarzan just has hair growing issues?
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A guy got bit by a spider and lost all, I mean ALL of his hair. I thought he looked like Lex Luthor.
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I might have an answer to the Tarzan question. I have a cousin who is absolutely incapable of growing any hair aside from the top of his head. He has never shaved a day in his life and still has smooth baby skin on his face and chest. Maybe Tarzan just has hair growing issues?
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I think those of Native American heritage commonly lack facial hair, don't they?
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It was explained in the first book. About the time he was ten he realized he was a man, not an ape. When his beard started growing he was afraid he was turning into an ape, and used his knife to shave it off.
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It was explained in the first book. About the time he was ten he realized he was a man, not an ape. When his beard started growing he was afraid he was turning into an ape, and used his knife to shave it off.
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Where did he get the knife? From an ape custom knife maker?
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From Amazon! Where else? 
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Kamikaze pilots still need to protect their heads (turbulence, violent manuevering, etc.) prior to arriving at the target.
Man did not evolve from apes, man and apes both evolved from a distant common ancestor.
Looks like the Tarzan question has been answered (shaving to differentiate himself from the apes).
Here's one: If all men are brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
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Why do they use sterilized needles at an execution?
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To minimize risks for the technicians or other personnel who handle the syringes.
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Why is it?
What keeps teflon stuck to the pan?
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Where do people in Hell tell people to go..?
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Where Hell freezes over.
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That sounds like a good place. All the hot, sleazy, easy women, cold adult beverages, no rules. I need somebody to make it sound bad. Joe
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Where did he get the knife? From an ape custom knife maker?
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Daddy and pregnant Mama were going to Africa. The ship's crew mutinied, killed all the officers, and marooned John and Alice (with all of their stuff) on the coast.
Alice died of fever when the baby was less than a year old. Apes killed John and were about to kill the baby when it started crying. Hungry. Female ape, whose baby had just died, dropped her dead baby in the crib and picked up little Johnny.
Six, eight years later, little Tarzan ("white skin" in ape) found the cabin, and while exploring it discovered his daddy's hunting knife.
Any other questions?
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That sounds like a good place. All the hot, sleazy, easy women, cold adult beverages, no rules. I need somebody to make it sound bad. Joe
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Kamakazi wore helmets to keep their ears warm.
Some ape tribes decided to cling to the old vines so to speak.
Tarzan was part Indian which is why no facial or chest hair.
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"That sounds like a good place. All the hot, sleazy, easy women, cold adult beverages, no rules. I need somebody to make it sound bad."
But in hell all the whiskey bottles have hole's in the bottom and all the woman don't!
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Age old question..... Which is better Revolver or Pistol??????
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Why did I continue to read past the first post in this thread?
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The big question is, Why is Jack Daniels made in a dry County?
If a Man offers a opinion and there is no Woman around to hear it is he still wrong?
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A pistol is male, revolver is female. It's simple anatomy... the revolver has more holes. Which one do you want to get "familiar" with? (Yes, I'm a revo guy).
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