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Caje's Joke O D Day
Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?
Because he didn't Habanero.
Bwa hahaha..................
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09-17-2017, 07:51 PM
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a hole in it?
Quatro sinko. 
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09-17-2017, 07:53 PM
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How about a culinary treat? An Irish seven-course meal!
Six-pack and a potato.
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09-17-2017, 08:11 PM
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Hard to believe there's a Mexican that didn't Habanero. He wouldn't have been very Fatalii to his prey. He probably just popped a Capsicum on them.
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09-17-2017, 08:14 PM
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Groan!!!! Groan!!!!
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Thanks! Now I need a stiff belt!
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09-17-2017, 08:28 PM
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09-18-2017, 12:11 AM
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Two LA detectives are investigating Juans' murder. First one says "Juan was killed with a golf gun". D 2 goes "What's a golf gun"?
"I don't know but it sure made a hole in Juan."
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Bad. each one worse then the last.
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Let's try some military humor, at the expense of fighter pilots everywhere...
Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
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Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
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Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
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09-18-2017, 08:25 PM
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danger
What do you call a dangerous Irishman?
Rick O'Shea
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Lets see if this will get me banded,
A senior NCO and a Major were both getting a hair cut, the barber ask's the Major if he would like some rose water on his freshly shaved neck, the Officer said " No , my wife will think I have been in a French ***** house". The barber was finishing the saltly old NCO, and his barber asked him the same question. the Sargent says, Sure go ahead, My wife doesn't know what a ***** house smells like.
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Lets see if this will get me banded,
A senior NCO and a Major were both getting a hair cut, the barber ask's the Major if he would like some rose water on his freshly shaved neck, the Officer said " No , my wife will think I have been in a French ***** house". The barber was finishing the saltly old NCO, and his barber asked him the same question. the Sargent says, Sure go ahead, My wife doesn't know what a ***** house smells like.
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