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The Blackfoot and the Shawnee had a war in the late 1800s. No one was winning, so the Shawnee decided they would use dynamite.
They bought some dynamite and started throwing it at the Blackfoot.
But the Blackfoot won because they lit the fuses and threw it back at the Shawnee.
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If a Chickasaw man marries a woman who is half Potawatomi and half Hualapai, what do you call their kids?
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Isn't the car parked on the wrong side of the sign and the wrong concrete stop painted? It looks like only green cars can be parked in the whole lot.
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On the bright side, we had a really nice weekend. It got up to 102 degrees on the local mountain ridge while my wife and I were out hiking. The next day had a high of 87 for our bike ride.
I don't think it got out of the fifties today.
It was nice while it lasted. I'm just looking forward to summer.
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Far side was always my favourite. Best I recall(sorry no pic) was the bucks standing around and ones throat patch was a white spot with a circle around it. "Bummer of a birth mark Hal!"
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