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In Honor of my Birthday Which is Tomorrow!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says,
'Let's go upstairs and make love'
And you answer:
'Pick one, I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes
Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
In the parking lot.
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10-16-2018, 03:32 PM
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The happiest of birthdays to you, tomorrow.
You're not far off on the pacemaker thing.
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10-16-2018, 05:28 PM
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Yep, At my age all things are either illegal, immoral or fattening. Just had a Pacemaker installed last month.
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Happy birthday! At least your sense of humor seems to be in tact.
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10-16-2018, 05:54 PM
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy one day early Birthday!
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10-16-2018, 06:11 PM
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76 tomorrow! If I'd known I was going to live this long I'd have taken better care of myself!!
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"Growing old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
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10-16-2018, 06:32 PM
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Funny Jokes Happy Birthday
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10-16-2018, 06:36 PM
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You might be getting close to that age when your back goes out more than you do.
Happy Birthday In Advance.
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Happy Birthday! Hope there are many more.
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My birthday is tomorrow too... I'll be 70.
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You know what they say, “growing old ain’t for sissy’s “. Lol!
Happy Birthdays.   🦅
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Happy Birthday!!
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10-16-2018, 07:58 PM
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My birthday is tomorrow too... I'll be 70.
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Happy Birthday to you, too!!
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Old is when you have a birthday feels like about every three months. I just had 67th in September and I'm already thinking about what I want for the next one.
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Here's to ya. I'm 71 and feel like; well like 71 
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Happy Birthday!!!
Best Regards, Les
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Happy Birthday to you. 
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Where your "birthday suit!" It may be old, out of shape and wrinkled but, it still fits!
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10-16-2018, 10:28 PM
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Happy Birthday in an hour and a half.
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10-17-2018, 06:08 AM
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Happy Birthday to you too!! Hope you both have a terrific day.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! the jokes put a smile on my face. my 76 th. birthday early next month. enjoy your birthday your 76 only once. wishing you a great day. rich
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Thanks to all of you! My daughter just presented me with a bottle of Kirkland XO Cognac. The quality of this cognac belies the price of under $50! It's actually produced by Produit Par Payrat-Associes Cie,16100 Cognac France.
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Happy birthday!!!
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Happy Birthday to you!! My daughter’s birthday is today... She says to tell you happy birthday, and her input on your post is:
“You’re not old when... you’re ten!!” .
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Happy Birthday to both of you.
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Old is when you don't pole vault out of bed in the morning.
Happy Birthday.
BTW. I turn 71 on Thursday.
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Happy Birthday to you. A friend told me that he has to take Viagra to keep from Peeing on his shoes!
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Old is when you don't pole vault out of bed in the morning.
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BTW. I turn 71 on Thursday.
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OLDISWHEN- one has to sit on the edge of the bed, rotate your ankles/ shoulders/ twist sideways and hear joints/a knowing sound/ sometimes soreness that one assocates w/ old age then smile and get up and enjoy the day. although we think we can do more than we can. again HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and many more.
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