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What I think...
I think former WNBA star Shoni Schimmel...
should marry TV gold miner Parker Schnabel.
Then she'd be Shoni Schimmel-Schnabel.
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Thats a nice pile of gold, I wouldnt mind just having one of them.
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07-10-2020, 08:00 AM
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Then she'd be Shoni Schimmel-Schnabel.
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Then she'd be Shoni Schimmel-Schnabel.
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And if Tuesday Weld....
had married Fredric March III...
she would've been Tuesday March the third.
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If Darth Vader married Ella Fitzgerald...
She'd be Ella Vader!
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And if Federal Express merged with UPS the new company would be called FED UP.
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I’ll have one of what Y’all are drinking
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Interweb groaners!
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My favorite was "If Lee Remick married Lee Marvin, She would be Lee Marvin". Thanks Mad magazine!
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