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A little boy came home from Bible study. His Mom asked him what he
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When I was in Cub Scouts, Mom was a den mother, and we'd have den meetings at our house. Much to my chagrin, my three-year old little sister insisted on attending the meetings. One day, she asked Mom why we always talked about the "plug leaks" at the den meetings. As we'd never talked about leaking plugs, it took some sleuthing by Mom to figure out what she was referring to. Sis finally explained that she didn't understand why, at the start of each meeting, everyone stood up, faced the flag, placed their hands over their hearts and said the "plug leaks". She's 70 now, and once and awhile I'll still razz her about that.
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When is a door not a door?



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I get the thread except the cross eyed bear referral, explain.
Gladly The Cross I'd Bear (Old Church Hymn) = Gladly the Cross Eyed Bear.
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My all time favorite traffic stop was a woman going about 60 in a 30mph zone. She explained that she was almost out of gas so she needed to get to the gas station as quickly as possible.

Another good one was a young woman who zipped by a line of stopped school buses with signs and flashers displayed while loading kids for the ride home at the end of the school day. She was running late to pick up her kids at school.

Neither one was "Frida Gomam".
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I was a green graduate in my first few months out of training. It was a nice sunny early spring day. I had my motorcycle backed in between two parked cars looking for drivers not wearing seat belts driving past me when this T top came up the road.

The top was off and the two young ladies were obvioulsy enjoying the early season sun. The driver had her seat belt strap under her arm instead of over her shoulder. I decided to pull her over and have a word with her.

After stopping the car I approached and saw that the woman had the shoulder straps of her top undone. Clearly she was trying to get the start of an even tan on her shoulders. I told her why I had stopped her and asked her what did she think would happen to her head if she had to stop suddenly with the seat belt not being worn properly. She admitted her face would probably go into the steering wheel."So why are you wearing your seat belt that way"? She shrugged.

Of course her top fell down, she shrieked, I looked away in embarrassment (hey I was young and impressionable) the passenger couldn't stop laughing.

I think the message got through. Don't tan while driving.
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So when my daughter was about 3 or 4, she asked if we could turn on Mr. A. Feeter......Mrs and I were puzzled and asked her where we could find that...she said, you know, when we are in the car and hear stories...oh...Mystery Theater on PBS....

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It was a formal party with many guests celebrating something or another. The men were off smoking their cigars, the women in another room having their sherry or whatever.

The hosts' little girl was wandering around the house mostly unnoticed until, wandering into the room with the ladies, she piped up loudly during a lull in conversation.

"Mama! What does fornication mean?

The ladies were shocked! A hush fell over the room. The little girl's mother, acutely embarrassed, blushing, said, in a strangled voice, "Why Sarah! Wherever did you hear that word?!

"Daddy said it," said Sarah.

"Your father!" Now the hostess was truly embarrassed. Beet red. All the ladies were shocked, uncomfortable, looking here and there. Anywhere but at the mortified mother and the little girl.

Then Sarah said, "Daddy said we always have champagne fornication like this..."

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6 year old boy was watching TV for a time.
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Mother says "I don't know much about reptiles, go ask you father."
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I knew an Ohio State Highway Patrol Trooper who told me about investigating a crash in the 1970s. After assisting with many of the injured, during which he had gotten blood on his hands, he was going to ask one of the drivers to give him an account of the crash. She looked to be in her late teens or early 20s. As he walked up behind her, she began to collapse. He caught her before she hit the ground. She was then transported to a nearby hospital. After documenting the crash site and interviewing those at the scene, he went to the hospital to question the young woman. As he entered her room, he was met with stern looks from her family and the young woman. Her father asked him if he had caught his daughter as she fell. He said he had. The father then held up the T-shirt she had been wearing. There were two big red hand prints where her breasts had been. Everyone began laughing.
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When a friend of mine was in med school, part of his training was spending time in the ER. His main job was getting intake medical histories.
Going down the questionaire list of "have you ever had...etc., questions he came to "husband" and the box checked was "deceased."
He asked the woman what her husband died of.
She replied "He died from smiling mighty Jesus."
After asking the question several more times and getting the same reply again and again, he started asking for details and symptoms of the late husband's demise.
He finally figured out that "He died from spinal meningitis."

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All these examples of misunderstood words! I have belly laughed more than once. This thread turned out to be a lot more funny than the OP, lol.
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My favorite little girl cousin, long gone some 30 years, startled a couple row of church pews when she changed some "Onward Christian Soldiers" lyrics from "Christ the royal master leads against against the foe" to Christ, the loyal (illegitimate offspring) leans against the floor" at full voice.
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I remember going on a medical call, and we asked the victim of he took any medication. Yup, peanut butter balls. What? Peanut butter balls, for his seizure disorder. He meant phenobarbital.
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My all time favorite traffic stop was a woman going about 60 in a 30mph zone. She explained that she was almost out of gas so she needed to get to the gas station as quickly as possible.
I actually had one of those! Kid told me he was speeding to get to the gas station before he ran out of gas! I told him to turn off his engine while I wrote the ticket!
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