> Subject: FW: Italian Guns
>
>
>
>
>
> Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns
> down through the
> family
>
> An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
> his bedside. "
> Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
> chrome plated .38
> revolver so you will always remember me."
>
> "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
> you leave me your Rolex
> watch instead?"
>
> "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA
> business, you gonna
> have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe
> a couple of
> bambinos "
>
> "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
> wife inna bed with
> another man.
>
> "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and
> say, 'Time's Up'?"

> Subject: FW: Italian Guns
>
>
>
>
>
> Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns
> down through the
> family
>
> An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
> his bedside. "
> Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
> chrome plated .38
> revolver so you will always remember me."
>
> "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
> you leave me your Rolex
> watch instead?"
>
> "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA
> business, you gonna
> have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe
> a couple of
> bambinos "
>
> "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
> wife inna bed with
> another man.
>
> "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and
> say, 'Time's Up'?"

Rather to the point.
Was it a Beretta?

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Lynnie, Professional Pest

Gosh, I assumed this thread would be about Italian military rifles of WWII...

Never been fired and dropped only once

I still think we need a "Dumb Joke Forum" for things like this!!!