In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

And don't forget to zip. All the way.

I you would have told us you were coming to Bradenton, Florida we would have taken you to dinner.

Those should be posted on a large sign on any road or highway that enters the state of Florida!!!

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Does this mean a major overhaul in your wardrobe

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regards....roger (no sig)

First stage of approaching senility:
Second stage of approaching senility..

Forgetting to unzip..

OK! I take the thong back!

yashua

AKA: Old Fart

Especially the newer Brazilian type thongs!

Pete

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Sounds like a regular family reunion

Why worry about zipping all the way?

What can't get up can't get out!!!!!!!!!

An old retired bricklayer once told me, son at my age whatever happens to be going on in my pants doesnt matter It can wait.

Comb-overs and ... well, anything!

Yep. Forgetting to unzip is much worse than forgetting to zip back up.

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Festina lente - A. Caesar

Could I respectfully request that Aspercreme scented after shave, also not be used?

Ma'am, another "senior fashion no-no" that I see all too often is the bald guy with a ponytail.



Hope this helps, and Semper Fi.

Ron H.

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Wishin' don't make it so.

Winston Churchill, while, on stage, giving a speech to a ladies club, noticed that his fly was down. Not missing a beat, he commented to the group, "Don't worry ladies. I've yet to see a dead bird fall out of its' nest !"

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regards....roger (no sig)

That goes for ALL age groups, the young and fat as well.

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You're shy a few manners.

Good morning!
I'm guilty of 10 out of 13.
I have room for improvment.
I'm off fishing with a buddy as soon as I get coffee made.
Now I need to go change clothes too.
Everybody have a good day.
Mike