Why don't we pronounce eleven "onety-one"?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what, exactly, are the others here for?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a person who plays a piano is a pianist, how come a person who drives a race car isn't a racist?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Do mice sweat?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps, so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Bill
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