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The 12-step thread in the "Other Brands' section got me thinking: What are some weird/odd/clever/inappropriate (or utterly appropriate) T-Shirts slogans, logos, pictures, etc. you have encountered? Remember the forum rules. I'll go first.
I worked a homicide in which an alcoholic in his 30s was beaten to death with a whiskey bottle. Yes, I see the irony. We made an arrest and I was presenting the autopsy report in the probable cause hearing. The defense counsel decided to make a point of the dead man's T-shirt, although it had absolutely no bearing on the cause of death or his client's guilt or innocence. I knew the caption under the design would be painful to the deceased's sister, who attended. So did the lawyer, but he went after it anyway. I decided to make him work for it. He asked me to describe the shirt. I said it was brown. Was there anything on it? A picture. Step by step I described each of the elements of the picture one question at a time. I even mentioned mustard. Finally after I admitted there was lettering I had to give up the caption. Under a picture of horse, reins dangling, outside an outhouse with boot tracks leading to the door: "We all gotta go sometime".
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Yes, it was a Glock.
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I had a simple grey T-shirt that said in black letters:
I always listen to the voices in my head!
I wore to yard and garage sales; I thought it helped to lower the final prices.
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I want one that says,"The voices in my head speak Spanish, and I don't!"
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I wear this one regularly:
“The Predator’s Predator”
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I'm a sucker for tshirt messages. Today's was Save Water, Drink More Wine.
A few others include:
Out of Wine, Life is ****
Put Your *** on Some Class (a Harley shirt)
Sure I Shoot Like a Girl Wanna a Lesson?
Some Girls Drive Trucks and Shoot Guns, Yep, That's Me
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One of my favorite t shirts.
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My favorite bike jersey.
and matching cap.
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Oh boy, I have some good ones.
"There's a place for all God's creatures, right next to the potatoes and gravy." The only problem is that I have to wear it backwards because the messsage is on the back.
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I wore this one in college:
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This is from my friend who in the Chicago PD.
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One I saw at Fort Belknap, MT.
"Genius by Birth, Slacker by Choice".
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I have one that reads: "Everyone needs something to believe in, I believe I'll have another beer"
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On the back of a Harley bikers’ tee shirt:
“IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE ***** FELL OFF”
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I like both Monty Python based t-shirts and also rock bands. My Monty collection has Black Knight Bridge Security Services (None shall pass), Norwegian Blue Pale Ale (Pining for the fjords) and Rogers Shrubbery Service (Shrubberies since 932)
Musically I have a couple Pink Floyd and a AC/DC t-shirts.
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Speaking of Monty...I wear this often.
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I've owned this one for many years, but have never worn it in public.
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I wear this one on Father's Day and many outings with the grandkids, got it 9 years ago when grandson #1 came along. I get lots of compliments and smiles on it (either it's the shirt or my fly is open).
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S&W sent me this one a few years back, along with a free set of K grips, and a blue plastic S&W box.
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T shirt from the early '80s on an American Foxhound.
Funny story as to how they were made/sold and look like that.
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My daughter gave me one, I don't need Google, my wife knows everything
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Had one that said "Jesus Loves You" in large letters and in small letters below it read, "Everyone Else Thinks You're an *** ****". My loving wife made that one disappear after I wore it to church under my dress shirt. Still wonder why...
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This one hits really close to home!
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When I was a kid in the early 1980’s the charter fishing boat Miss Chris II, out of Cape May NJ, used to sell a t-shirt advertising the boat that had “Be a Happy Hooker” printed on it. Fortunately they even sold child sized versions of the shirt. You can imagine how well it was received by Sister Alice at my Catholic school when I wore it for field day in 3rd grade. When she spoke to my Mom about it my Mom’s reply was “Hey, Sister, lighten up”.
The local Ford dealer used to sell a shirt in the parts department that said “On a quiet night in Ford country you can hear a Chevy rusting”. Dad and I both had that shirt.
At Irish weekend in North Wildwood there are always lots of cop themed shirts for sale. One of my favorites referenced convicted cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal, “Mumia shouldn’t be in a 6x6 cell, he should already be 6 feet closer to hell”. Mom and Dad gave that one to me as a Christmas gift.
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Nearly 30 years ago I ordered a T shirt from the Car Talk radio program that said "Save the Skeets." It was their way of poking fun at the save the whales folks.
Wish I still had it. Alas, they are no longer available.
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Oh boy, I have some good ones.
"There's a place for all God's creatures, right next to the potatoes and gravy." The only problem is that I have to wear it backwards because the messsage is on the back.
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I still have few I wear like “In my defense, I was left unsupervised “ ; “Once upon a time, I didn’t care; and then …….. I still didn’t. The End.” “Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult “ . (I wear that to gun shows and tell people it’s my “4473 shirt”)
When I was 18 (and thought I was rebellious and clever) I found a shirt on a vacation trip that had what appeared to be Chinese/Oriental script/lettering with a busy background that if examined closely said “Yuck Foo”. I was in public one day in a store and a small boy on the hand of his mother (he apparently was learning to read) was studying the shirt before I noticed him and sounded it out. The mother ( rightfully so) gave me a look that would peel paint and hustled him away. The embarrassment and shame taught me then and there if I were to wear anything like that again it would only be in select company in private settings. I learn …. But sometimes I’m a little slow……
I still cringe when I see (supposedly) adults wearing profane or down right nasty stuff in public places. Apparently they never grew up. To me all it says is “Hey ! Look at
Me ! I’m STUPID!”
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