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Old 04-27-2009, 07:40 AM
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with
us, also.' The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But Sir,
I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.'
'You'll really love my place.'
'The grass is almost a foot high!'


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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with
us, also.' The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But Sir,
I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.'
'You'll really love my place.'
'The grass is almost a foot high!'


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Old 04-27-2009, 07:54 AM
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:46 AM
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Funny!

CajunLawyer needs to weigh in on this one...
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:08 AM
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I used to work for a firm like that.
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:16 AM
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Was it Caj?

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Old 04-27-2009, 10:01 AM
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So, I don't get it. Most any lawyer would do the same thing. We just try to help our fellow man. We're humans, too!

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Oh, from the title I thought...
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More Cowbell, indeed...
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