*Guts or Balls? *



*There is a medical distinction ... We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?*

*In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:





**GUTS** - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, seeing your wife holding a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



**BALLS** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.*

*Guts or Balls? *



*There is a medical distinction ... We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?*

*In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:





**GUTS** - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, seeing your wife holding a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



**BALLS** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.*

Where did you read this, in the info for guys section of a marriage manual?

You sure that wasn't the USED TO HAVE Balls section ?

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Im pretty sure if I used the broom one on my future wife the broom would be shoved where the sun dont shine

"Now that there's funny I don't care who ya are"

Glad to see the sensitivity training helped!

This thread just refuses to sink past the first page

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