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Old 04-14-2009, 07:35 PM
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Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and
going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SLINKY. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and
going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SLINKY. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Old 04-14-2009, 07:42 PM
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If sick or in pain, get out your hat and a bottle of whiskey. Set the hat on the end of the bed. Lay down. Drink whiskey until you see two hats. Problem solved.
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And if you want to keep someone from biting their nails, kick their teeth out.

Do you want to keep flies out of your kitchen? Put a big bucket of s**t in your living room.
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