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Old 07-01-2009, 03:54 PM
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and other peoples balls next to their name blue????
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You aren't a Martian, are you?
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It was with great trepidation that I opened this thread
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Perhaps you should consult your doctor......

Your ball is green to indicate you are online.

The blue ball people are either offline or invisible.
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I was a little cautious too ................
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I thought blue balls meant you... uh... have been lonely too long.

Green means get to the doctor right away!
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and other peoples balls next to their name blue????
I never noticed or paid attention but mine are or is green too. Thanks for the heads up.

I think you should have said singular instead of plural. Why is my ball green.

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:39 PM
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Default Reminds me of the guy...

...who went to the doctor to find out why his "you-know-what" had turned orange. The doctor ran all kinds of tests, but couldn't figure it out. So, the Doc figured he'd ask some more questions of the patient...maybe it was something he was being exposed to...

Doc asks, "So, what do you like to do in your spare time". Patient answers, "Well, most of the time I just sit in my favorite recliner, eating Cheetos and watching porno movies".
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:40 PM
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Leave it to Cajun to keep us all in suspense over a trivial matter. He stays up nights figuring another way to devil us.LOL.
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:48 PM
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You haven't been drinking any swamp water lately have you?
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Maybe some "Bleach" will help.
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:32 PM
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You haven't been shaving them, have you?

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Caj,
Mine is red to indicate DANGER.

Put your cursor on them, and it tells ya what they mean.
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Caj,
Mine is red to indicate DANGER.

Put your cursor on them, and it tells ya what they mean.
i just put my cursor over handejectors blue ball, he is OFF Line so we can all go nuts here!

You know, when the cats gone the mice come out to play.

Sure glad it did not turn red while hovering over it.
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Maybe your diet?
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LOL - this is the funniest thread I've seen in a while!
I needed a good laugh - Thanks
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It was with great trepidation that I opened this thread
Y ou dont even know what that means!!
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Y ou dont even know what that means!!

Me needer? What do it mean???? I think kind of like should I or shouldn't I open this dreaded thread? But he did so what does that tell ya huh?

+1 on my post count.

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well the blue ones mean you almost got 'online' but the 'system' crashed the green ones mean you got 'online' with the WRONG site, lol
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:41 PM
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As long as they don't itch, I think you don't have anything to worry about...
As far as the blue color, have you been swimming in Lake Superior lately, as in past couple years? It takes a while for the color to return...
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Well, I thought this was a personal hygiene thread, and that it might have produced some useful answers, but I guess not. So, I guess Cajun Lawyer and I will have to seek answers to our shared concern elsewhere...
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Once again, I'm waiting on Shugart to put his two cent's worth into this rapidly declining thread.........
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I was trying to recall what I said that got me a month of time out. Can't remember.
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I thought blue balls meant you... uh... have been lonely too long.
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Without use, they turn green.

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So that means that I'll never have a blue ball when I'm on the forum. Got it. :0
Remember there is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions
And with that.....I bid a fond adieu for this evening.
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So that means that I'll never have a blue ball when I'm on the forum. Got it. :0
Remember there is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions
And with that.....I bid a fond adieu for this evening.
I think Mrs.Caje has the cure for blue balls ........ so spending more time here will likely be causative rather than curative
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My curiosity got to me... I thought, maybe Caj's balls have not yet rippened... than again, I thought maybe the mud catfish he was trying to grab got to him before he got to it.

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Not only that but he thinks the food taste better in "The Gret Stet of Louisiana". Well I beg to differ! What does someone with blue balls know what taste good or not?
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