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New gun cleaning brush.
While washing bottles tonight, I came across this tiny brush for nipples.
First thing that pops into my head is, "This thing would fit in a Glock's striker slot". It could be great for a gas key on an AR 15 or even a revolver for all the little knucks and cranies.
After I told my wife about my new discovery, which she was not amused with. I have been put on diaper duty for the next couple of days. Tommorrow I will be getting my own brush though.
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When my wife and I got married we got quite a bunch of tupperware stuff from one of her friends that was a dealer and like any dealer she wanted us to come back for more. One thing we got and never used was this large plastic container for a cake...we never eat cake, only at birthday parties and weddings, etc. One day I needed something smaller than a bucket to hold the oil from my bike and found that cake cover...a perfect fit, I let the oil set in there long enough to kind of stain the bucket, she has never forgotten that, they'll do that...that is one of the little things she keeps in her dried old manure museum. She'll drag that off the shelf and dust it off and remind me of what a neanderthal I am.
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when our oldest son was a baby we used cloth diapers ( cause pamper had not been invented yet. I used some diapers I thought were not being used to wax the car. Don't mess with mama and the baby.
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Nipple brush????? ?????
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Used for washing out the rubber nipples on baby bottles.I know what you're thinking :-)
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..that is one of the little things she keeps in her dried old manure museum. She'll drag that off the shelf and dust it off and remind me of what a neanderthal I am.
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That's nicely put!
I imagine most of us have made donations to that kind of museum.
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After I told my wife about my new discovery, which she was not amused with. I have been put on diaper duty for the next couple of days. Tommorrow I will be getting my own brush though.
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And there's where you went wrong in life You're lucky, I was thinking this thread was going to be a "In Memoriam of Maze's testicles" after the misses ripped them off
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Originally Posted by Kinman
When my wife and I got married we got quite a bunch of tupperware stuff from one of her friends that was a dealer and like any dealer she wanted us to come back for more. One thing we got and never used was this large plastic container for a cake...we never eat cake, only at birthday parties and weddings, etc. One day I needed something smaller than a bucket to hold the oil from my bike and found that cake cover...a perfect fit, I let the oil set in there long enough to kind of stain the bucket, she has never forgotten that, they'll do that...that is one of the little things she keeps in her dried old manure museum. She'll drag that off the shelf and dust it off and remind me of what a neanderthal I am.
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MAYBE NOT- Try placing it in the sun for several hours, or even days-- this will remove tomato and like stains-- might be worth a try just to get it off her list.
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MAYBE NOT- Try placing it in the sun for several hours, or even days-- this will remove tomato and like stains-- might be worth a try just to get it off her list.
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Even if it removes the stain, you can't remove the memory of it from her brain (invent what can do that, become a multi-jillionnaire) and it will still be brought up. She'll never put food in it again.
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You can go from zero to hero!
Tupperware will replace forever any piece that fails to live up to your expectations.
Problem solved...
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And there's where you went wrong in life You're lucky, I was thinking this thread was going to be a "In Memoriam of Maze's testicles" after the misses ripped them off
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So, you've met my wife I see.
I'm constantly reminded of when my first son was born. Snow storm of 1993. She said go get something to eat while she was in labor.
As she sat there eating ice chips along with twenty other woman on the floor. I came back to be with my wife from my short visit to the only place open during the blizzard.
I, thinking I was doing the right thing by eating while waiting with her. Well, the aroma of the Kentucky Fried Chicken was too much for her and the others. I was threatened with everything possible including the CASTRATION by the compassion minded nurses.
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While washing bottles tonight, I came across this tiny brush for nipples.
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When I first read this here... I figgered that she angried-up atcha cause you thought that a certain pair of nipples needed cleanin'.
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When I first read this here... I figgered that she angried-up atcha cause you thought that a certain pair of nipples needed cleanin'.
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"Angried-up atcha" I like that an I'm gonna steal it!
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MAYBE NOT- Try placing it in the sun for several hours, or even days-- this will remove tomato and like stains-- might be worth a try just to get it off her list.
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I wasn't reading very carefully but at first I thought it was a brush for blackpowder nipples.
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