1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart a collection...yet again….LP albums to CDs, floppy disks to CDs to DVDs, Beta to VHS, VCR to DVR to HD to ……….who knows what!

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop thephone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on, even when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not remember what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my all that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

f.t.

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YES!!!!!!!!! lee

Very well said

Quote: '17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.'


I go one step further. I change their name to read "do not answer" so that's what I see when it rings.

Slapping hands off knees laughing out loud!

I agree with every SINGLE one of those!

Oh so true.... every one of them !!!

Good ones!

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F.T. you hit the nail on the head. Good list.

Don

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As I'm reading this I fell victim to #15.
Hit recall and I get the answering machine.I swear not even 10 seconds between calls.By the time I wrote this I called again and the same thing.
Sorry,I'm not playing phone tag.
Phone off,computer off.



Good night everbody,D.G.

Awesome. You can sign me up as part of the #17 club too.

What the heck is a Blue Ray?

I had to share this with another forum lol, my wife was laughting so hard she snorted!

If thats your stuff, you have a real talent. Great stuff.

How true! Thanks f.t.!

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Awesome, simply awesome.

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22,25 & 27 for me

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26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
Corollary: I hate the feeling of frustration when some great hearted jerk two cars ahead lets the creep who jumped line in after everyone else did stay strong.

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My favorite is number 3, about taking a nap.

great list. #18-freezers do have lights. #28- it's not just the high school kids.