I went into a gunstore in the Seattle area one afternoon. My wife, who was with me, decided to come in instead of waiting in the car. The shop had a Crimson Trace display, with a couple blue plastic handguns fitted with the laser grips. My wife picks one up, and starts playing with it. Safely, I might add, she wasn't letting it aim at anyone in the store, she was just pointing it at various items on the wall in front of her. The salesman went into his pitch, even though he probably knew she wasn't buying. He explained, "Those are fully adjustable for elevation and windage." My wife got this puzzled look on her face, and asked, "You have to adjust it according to the weather?"

The salesman did an excellent job not laughing out loud, but I could tell he wanted to. I said, "Sweetie, that's not exactly what he meant." After she walked away, I asked him if he'd be re-telling that story later. He started smiling and said, "Oh, yeah!"

that's a good one. Don't let her get away.



Charlie

Thats great! My wife is a blond too. My stepdaughter is also a big blonde sterotype, we e-mail blond jokes back and forth. She gets a lot of kidding, she is 6 ft 3 or 4"s! Not bad looking either. (wife is 5 ft 11"s).

I ride Harley V-Rods which are liquid cooled, I just bought an FLH two weeks ago that is an air-cooled engine and I refere to as airheads, I named it Blondie. My wife is also a blond.

Yes, whether it's hitting the right spot or not.

My wife (also blonde) has had her fair share of blonde moments over the years, the best was when we were honeymooning in Hawaii back in 1980. We stopped in a drug store for something and she asked the cashier if they take American money...

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SWMBO's (whose pale blond hair had reddish highlights before it turned white) favorite Blond joke is:

Q: Why are Blond Jokes one liners?
A: So Redheads can understand them.

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I just told my wife (blond) about the laser grips and she looked at me and said "I would have ask that" with a puzzled look on her face.

SWMBO is a blond AND from Texas...

my wife and daughter are both blonde. The day we bought the jeep they took it shopping at wally-world. They came out of the store, opened the back of the jeep and loaded their stuff up. Then they tried to open the drivers door and the key didn't work. They called, I drove over there looked at the jeep and said "the key doesn't work because it's not your jeep!"
There were 2 white jeeps sitting side by side, ours with the soft top and another with a hardtop. I guess they liked the hardtop better.

My blonde....
Neighbor down at the beach puts up a fine flagpole.
Very nicley landscaped..flowers, small fountain, rocks etc.
Big old Texas flag flying away.
On a walk later in the day we take a closer look and she says
"Isn't this lovely".
Me..."Yes it is".
She then replys...."I bet he gets excellant reception".

The beautiful blond I'm privileged to be married to can come up with some good ones. I remember on our first anniversary we went to a baseball game in Minneapolis. We were sitting in the nosebleed section up by the left field foul pole. She looked down on the outfielders, guys like Kirby Puckett, mind you, and said "Are those guys way out there by the fence because they're not as good as the ones in there on the dirt?" Uh, sure, Doll, that's it.
Then with two outs in the top of the seventh I told her that after one more out we'd have to sing "Take me out to the ballgame." She looked at me quizzically and asked "Everybody, or just us?"
Regardless, I still love her. I just have SO much to teach her.

I got one of those too. From Fought Wuth no less. Joe

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Clairol, be anything you want to be.

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Sure you did

I am married to a Blond also.
She is much younger than me, stronger, tougher, a better shot, and faster runner than me.
I don't make Blond Jokes.

Jimmy, sounds like we are married to similar women! I am 17 years older, she is almost my size (5 ft 11"s) blond and tougher than me. (With other people, salesmen, renters etc.) She takes good care of me in my waneing years. The picture is of me clowning around for some wedding pictures 7 years ago.

Hi, Feralmerril:
Beautiful Lady.
You are a handsome devil!
Were you "Reaching" for a Model 10?
Jimmy

Well, she IS right; that's what windage is, after all.

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I used to work at a grocery store as a "bag boy." One day while carrying out groceries, the customer, who did just happen to be a blond lady, was pushing the button on her remote control as we approached her car. Nothing happened. She pushed it again, and again.

Customer: "OH DARN! The battery must be dead. NOW what do I do?"

Me: "Uhhhhhh...You could use the key." (sheepishly)

(SMACKS FOREHEAD) OMG...I had forgotten you CAN do that!

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Thanks jimmy. As dave ramsey would say, she`s better than I deserve! That picture is 7 years old when I still had my own nose. Here are more modern ones, and one where I am packing the model 10.

Several years ago we had some friends over for the evening. The phone rang, and I let the answering machine get it.

Before everyone left I noticed it was my neighbor across the street (a suicide blonde) and tho't I'd better listen... She said, "When your friends leave, make a lot of noise. A 200 pound bear was just seen on our street."

I called her back, thanked her, and asked, "(Name withheld), who weighed that bear?"

been reading this thread, enjoying.
yesterday take a birdwatching trip with my blonde wife.
guess she had birds on the mind, as she asked?
? do those birds standing on the high voltage wires have to be on one leg to not be killed?

My thanks to everyone for sharing!

Yes, it's an interesting topic, and I'm sure there are countless stories that haven't been told. I even have a few more that I know she wouldn't want me to share.

I thought I'd better post a photo of Sonia, so you can see the blond from the OP. We've been married 16 years now, and each one is better than the one before! I took this last month, I told her I call it, "My Russian Mail Order Bride"!

If you are going to make fun of blondes, make sure you spell blonde right...

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Thirty characters. Exactly...

Actually, it's spelled both ways. But I think Dan Quayle always spells it with an "e"!