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Old 05-26-2011, 09:35 AM
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This goes hand in glove with the defense theory in criminal cases to always get a cute one on the jury for those run of the mill dope cases to take your mind off the whuppin' you are about to get!!


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This is where I need to have an icon that slowly shakes his head back and forth in bewilderment.

Thanks for the laugh and have a great day,
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I followed four different links to that story in different news sites.

Not one picture...
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Justice may be blind, but neither judges nor juries are.
Suspect a crafty Attorney is setting up grounds for an appeal.
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Pics or it didn't happen!!!

Really, how are we the "Jury" to determine if she is a distraction???

And for Deathgrip, here is Lee as a young chimp (even though he is not really a Chimp) Went through one of those change things.

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And if you take your cursor and put it right .... never mind.

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Well, we seem to have solved the mystery of who got Harry Carey's glasses...

Cute, but not a distraction. I suspect the attorney had her wrap a few yards of Ace bandage to tamper with "the evidence."

The attorney may have tried to "de-hotify" her, but no dice. She brings to mind a "naughty librarian."
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This is humorous on so many levels I don't know where to begin...

The Glasses! Where did they find the glasses! All that's missing is a fake nose and mustache!

The smirk on the lawyers face is priceless...

"Yeah, she's my paralegal".....
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Heck, I think it ought to be a requirement!
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ALL RISE!

Court of opinion is now in session.

(So far canoeguy has the best one.)
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Caje, have you hung out your "help-wanted" sign yet? Perhaps a better way might be to walk down Bourbon street during Mardi Gras with hands full of beads to solicit applications from qualified candidates.
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So Fess up.. how many of you " MOVED YOUR CURSOR" ??
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An old lawyer friend once told me how it works. “When you have the truth on your side, hammer the truth. When you have the law on your side, hammer the law. When you have nothing on your side, hammer the table.”
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I'm guessing the plaintiff's lawyer is costing more than the repair to the car. I'd have to see the rest of her before I could form an opinion as to the merits of the objection. The glasses may have actually been used to distract the rest of her appearance....unless she was wearing a cheerleader skirt or something.
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I am shocked, shocked that lawyers would use non-substantive strategies to advantage their clients...
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My thought, when seeing that pic, was that a while girl with a 36" chest might get your attention, a girl with a 36" chest wearing a 34" shirt definitely will. Judging by the gaposis and the way the shirt is pulling at the button, that appears to be what's going on.
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