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They returned my census form...
They sent my census form back...
In my answer to the question "Do you have any dependents?" I put:
YES... 12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable layabouts, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Florida, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and the residents of the White House.
….. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
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07-15-2011, 06:44 AM
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Occasionally you'lll run across those that possess absolutely no appreciation for a refined sense of humor.
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07-15-2011, 07:10 AM
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Aha ha ha ha ha ha. that was genius
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07-15-2011, 07:40 AM
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The Truth hurts?
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07-15-2011, 07:40 AM
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Enjoy your visit from the IRS this summer.
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07-15-2011, 09:13 AM
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It came back because the number was WAAAAAYYY too small.
I also have been told the IRS will return a check payable to "the Infernal Revenue Service." True Story.
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07-15-2011, 09:43 AM
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Now that Sir is pretty funny!!
When they come to your door to take you away, can I have your guns then??
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07-15-2011, 10:54 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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07-15-2011, 12:48 PM
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Apparently the truth is no longer it's own best defense.
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07-15-2011, 02:12 PM
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Wish I would have thought to put that down - good one!
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07-15-2011, 03:35 PM
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I never sent it back, when the lady came to knock on my door, I answered still wearing my EDC weapon and she saw it and just said nevermind............
Wonder if I'll get a letter from the Infidel Revenue Service?
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07-15-2011, 03:41 PM
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there are some people in this world who have no sense of humor
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07-15-2011, 09:11 PM
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Maybe next year we should all respond the exact same way?!?!?!
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07-15-2011, 09:22 PM
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I looked and looked and couldn't find my nationality listed on the census form.
There was no block for Confederate-American.
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07-17-2011, 06:43 PM
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The IRS won't be coming to visit you, they are too busy ignoring the politicians that don't pay their taxes. Instead they'll have the ATF come for dinner.
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ROFLMAO!! again and again!
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