So tuesday night I cleaned and lubed my new ruger 1911. Last night I got everything ready for a trip to the range after work today. Loaded 75 rounds of .45acp in moon clips for my 1917 for the .45 revolver vs 1911 challenge. Loaded 4 magazines of .38 super for the Ruger 1911 vs. Colt Commander challenge and made sure I packed some .45 colt for the 25-3 for the .45 colt revolver vs 1911 vs 1917 challenge. Now I just have to count down to go home time. Wait, I think (cough, cough) I may be coming down with something and have to leave early

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Jim
Many K and N Frames

Wow that is a bunch of handguns for 1 range session. I'm already dreading the cleaning for you, but can't wait to hear the range report.

I'm sure we can find a good doctor to write a medical excuse for you.

I can't think of anything better for you than time at an outdoor range. It's good for whatever ails you.

"To whom it may concern,

glenncal1 is suffering from a severe nitrate deficiency and must report to my field office at once. He may not return for the remainder of the day. If he comes in tomorrow smelling of burnt gunpowder, do not be concerned.

Sincerely,
glenncal1's doctor"

Hope that works for you!

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Even older, even crankier....

Have you had your recommened daily allowance of gunsmoke?

Doctors orders are to take it.

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Lost it all in a boat accident

Dear Employer,

This patient needs to get the lead out.

Signed,
Dr. S. Wesson

Tell them you have anal glaucoma. When they ask what it is you tell them you can't see your butt staying at work.