For our cigar smoking friends.
Our poor, unhealthy, smelly, cigar smoking friends (such as myself).
I thought you would enjoy my latest thing-a-gig and Art Work.
The 'La Bomba Ashtray' I won in a darts contest. It was the second place prize.
I lost to a particularly attractive young lady. She won the custom leather golf bag.
As I don't have a .30 cal. machine gun, I don't need a golf bag. Did I mention she is REALLY ATTRACTIVE and just as sweet as she can be.
Next is a true work of art that will be hung in the living room.
There are advantages to being a 'Lonely Old Man'.
When my female relations visit they just shake their heads at my decor.