My youngest daughter competes with the husband and I in USPSA matches. On Monday she went to the range with my M&P 5" Pro in 9mm and had really good groupings with it. (I like to have my guns set up just so..) So she asked if she could shoot it on our Tuesday night USPSA match. I said yes, and then set about trying to figure out what I was going to shoot. I decided to shoot the husbands old competition Para 45 high cap to see if the ejection issue was finally fixed. It is, so that is good. The youngest daughter did better than she had ever shot before in a match. She was so excited. As a result, I think I have lost my Pro to her. Time to get the husbands new C.O.R.E. just right so I can start shooting his 5" Pro (while he shoots his c.o.r.e.) or continue to shoot his .45 acp. Time will tell.

You have my sympathies!
My thieving children, one professional military, one a LEO and one who simply lives too close, have relieved me of 627s, 327s, and a couple carefully chosen 1911s.
My only consolation is that they'd get them sooner or later anyway.