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You know you are a mall ninja when ...
OK, being a redneck I am quite aware of all the redneck jokes. To some they are funny but if you really were a redneck, you'd know they are all true. A couple of my favorites:
You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
3. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
4. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
5. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
So, after a few months on this board, I have sure seen my fair share of mall ninjas around here. I didn't even know what a mall ninja was until I joined here. In some way, I even have to sometimes put myself in that category... but just barely. I mean this gun we love so much is really just a plinker & there is nothing "tactical" about the 22lr. I thought it might be fun to make fun of ourselves, the way rednecks do. So I'll start it & a recent discussion brings this one to mind.
You know you are a mall ninja when:
1) You attach an enhanced recoil pad on your 22lr stock.
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You know you are a mall ninja when:
2) You have a "bug out bag" for every member of the family, with their name on it.
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YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA IF
a few of your dozen or so c/c weapons would include throwing stars, numbchucks, samari swords, and those pellets that when thrown on the ground allow you to disappear in the flash and smoke.
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1) You attach an enhanced recoil pad on your 22lr stock.
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Could be they wanted to extend the stock length a bit but maybe they have sensitive shoulders.
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Could be they wanted to extend the stock length a bit but maybe they have sensitive shoulders.
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I bet you are the life of the party. 
I'd rather not have excuses here. Just have a little fun at your own expense... like a redneck. Try it. It ain't so bad. I mean serouisly, when I go down to feed horses each afternoon, my black lab always joins me & we both freely use the great outdoors to relieve ourselves. Granted, we don't normally share the same tree or fence post, but that is just part of being a free redneck.
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If you own one of those bayonets made to fit on the rail of your pistol.
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You know you are a mall ninja when:
You have tactical accessories attached to other tactical accessories and so on and so on...
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I think you musta hit a nerve there redneck. being born and raised in N.Y. I have no idea how I became a redneck myself. but hanging a hog to skin off a tree limb in my front yard, and I live in a very suburban deed restricted (snobby, tight sphincter) community, qualifies me as being one. mostly did it to P-off my wife and a PIA busybody neighbor.
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...or all of your clothes are referred to as tactical.
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LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU:
"You have a bug out bag in MULTI-CAM with a MULTI-CAM US FLAG for every member of your family." lol
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lol!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MALL NINJA: when you wear Craft International uniforms (desert boots, khaki cargo pants, black shirt or jacket) all the time.
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We know you are a Mall ninja because..........
You have a "Ranger" tab on the matching cammie BDUs.......you wear to the range...... and you've never even been in the Army,
You're shooting at the bench and only have 25rd mags.
You buy a new scope for your 15-22 because it has a BDC........... for 5.56/.223
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You know you are a mall ninja when:
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Thats not a bad idea actually. Assuming all the bags are the same and not different colors, which would kinda be like having your name on it.
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You have $750 of accessories on a $300 rifle  . . .
Your wardrobe is assorted camo clothing . . .
At least one child is named/called Bubba . . .
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Hey...wait a second...you just insulted this entire board 
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I think you musta hit a nerve there redneck. being born and raised in N.Y. I have no idea how I became a redneck myself. but hanging a hog to skin off a tree limb in my front yard, and I live in a very suburban deed restricted (snobby, tight sphincter) community, qualifies me as being one. mostly did it to P-off my wife and a PIA busybody neighbor.
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I am actually a civilized redneck... not a true one. Now my neighbor is most certainly one. Every day I see him I ask what he has killed or caught today. Seems like there is always some animal hanging in the back yard getting gutted. Nicest folks you'd ever want to meet with young kids that understand respect. They are always sending over meat or fish filets. Gotta love country folks... no matter where they live.
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YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA IF
your attention seeking behavior has led to open carrying your high cap black plastic fantastic pistols (and in severe cases even rifles) to malls, restaurants, movie theaters, all the public places that get you the most attention and make the non gun lovers the most uncomfortable, while making the rest of us look like clowns also. and don't forget your huge machete sized sheath knives. I saw one guy recently that also had a big bull whip. maybe it was Indiana Jones.
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...you use the term mall ninja constantly.
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Your camo patern is designed especially for kudzu.
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Or that it is edible. 
(Yankee note: A Zip-Lock bag full of Kudzu is a must for your color-coded family member B.O.B.)
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We know you are a Mall ninja when........
you show/ flash everyone in the gun shop your latest greatest "new" EDC CCW........ while one of us buying your last new EDC CCW........ that's LNIB because it's only been shot once..........
and we all know that this has happened at least 4 times in the past year..........LOL
By the way we all thank you........ for the used guns we've bought!!!!!
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Notice the smilie - I'm a bit short of that $750 
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My neighbor in Texas had a Lab named Winston. He always wore camo clothing, often mixing (green/blk with Desert, etc), and one day started calling the Lab Bubba. Took about 3 months and the whole family followed - thus the Dog was 'renamed' Bubba. . . 
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Hahahaha im trying that tonight, maybe ill be better at it
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We know you are a mall ninja...............
When you ask if the LGS can order you the gun and holster Rick was using last night on "The Walking Dead".
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NQUINTO, love your choice of briefs, even if I'm more of a boxer guy. just wish they would put the camo on the inside, next to the skin, where it's really needed.
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You take your Sweetheart to Dunham's because they have "nighties" trimed in camo!
(How do I know....last year I got my wife a set of their "camo jammies" for the cabin!!!!! LOL)
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Your favorite reading is the Bud K and Cheaper Than Dirt catalogs.
You subscribe to Soldier Of Fortune but have no idea how to spell "mercenary".
Every knife you own, including those in the kitchen, is either black- or camo-coated, a minimum of six inches blade length, and has the "American tanto" chisel-style point.
You text like-minded twerps in code, using only your off hand so your gun hand is free. And you do this in church.
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Funny how there are almost no posts regarding all the tactical attachments put on this gun? Makes me wonder if that hits too close to home for too many here?
Come on guys, you can make fun of yourself. Surely someone here has a flashlight attached to their 15-22 when they shoot at the range? Gotta be mall ninjas at the range.
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Wasn't there a post/thread where someone had a laser designater on their 15-22.....
i know I've seen pictures with stuff on backwards...........
Mall ningas for sure
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