On their honeymoon night a husband takes his pants off and hands them to his new bride. He say's "here try these on". The wife tries the pants on but they are way to big and keep falling to the ground. The wife replies " I can't wear these pants". The husband say's "thats right and you never will". A few minutes later the wife flips her panties to her new hubby and say's "here try these on". The husband struggles with the panties but can't get them on past his thighs. In frustration he looks at his new bride and say's " I can't get into these panties". His new wife replies "thats right and you won't til you change that attitude".

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