Good question, he texted me the other day. He was shopping for body armor and wanted advice on which model to get and where to get a vest that was also stab proof ala some models meant for corrections officers. Some of his tenants didn't appreciate him telling them not to smoke crack on the porch, so they said they'd stab him if they saw him again.

They never taught us about things like that in business school. I should write the Alumni association and suggest that they consider modifying the executive fitness requirement to allow credit for armed and unarmed combatives classes...