There was a funny character I worked with. This guy was married 10 times in his life. He was the oldest seniority at the large company I worked for. When I retired over 10 years ago he was about 73 years old and still working. (Probley had to with all those ex`s).
Anyway he had to go give some money to one of the ex`s. His new wife was jealous of him going to see her. So he said look, when we get close you get in the trunk, then you will know nothing is going on.
He stopped a few blocks from the ex`s house and loaded his wife in the trunk. He got to the ex`s house and was talking to her in the driveway when a couple of police cars showed up! The officers threw down on him and demanded he open the trunk! Sombody called up, they seen him loading a body! True story!