FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at
airports . . .

The Israelis are developing an airport security
device that eliminates the privacy concerns that
come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may
have on you. They see this as a win-win for
everyone, with none of this **** about racial
profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a
long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift.
Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a
muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system . . .
"Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat
available on flight number 1234. Shalom!"