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Old 12-07-2010, 10:10 PM
charlie sherrill charlie sherrill is offline
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I hear Siberian tigers are on the endangered list. Why not bring in a few to eat up the overpopulated deer and when they get through with them they can eat some of the local people for a while before we catch them and take them back to wherever Siberian tigers come from. Wait! I've got a better idea. Let's use elephants. They can stomp the hell out of the deer and the only peripheral damage would be the total destruction of any kind of plant life for miles around. Think what those folks walking around with those little pooper scoopers would be thinking. Elephants would certainly make the game of golf more challenging. Apparently these folks have never heard of unintended cosequenses. Even if this plan did work, whenever the yotes ran out of grub the next meal would be little Fluffy the poodle, Fifi the Persian cat or whatever they happened to have in their baby stroller.
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