Originally Posted by Wyatt Burp

I don't know about the Matawan thing, but it is a little known fact that Clyde Barrow attempted to kidnap famed inventor Tesla, but he was in Europe at the time. So Clyde stole Tesla's prototype time machine and used it to travel to dallas, tx., 1980 where he aquired a Colt Python and a cassette player. True story. Tesla died before he could make a new one, a time machine I mean, and the one Clyde stole was sold to me. I traveled to the future but couldn't return because the Time Machine was stolen from me. It's believed Haliburton has it and dick Cheney traveled back in time to cause the 1906 S.F. earthquake to stop even more liberals from being born. And Bonnie Parker broke the damn cassette player.