It's the adolescent male in him coming out. He learned that the word "taurus" means "bull" in Latin languages. When he sees your lovely face, his testeronical (new word) urges present themselves and he seeks fulfillment. When you're not around, his Taurus is a fourth class substitute. Buy him a Smith and move that up to second place. He'll also pester you less. This reasoning also applies to cars with names such as Charger, Escalade, Impaler (sorry, I meant Impala), Magnum, etc. As for myself, I have dozens of S&Ws, greatly reducing the need to pester my wife. I'm happy, she's happy and my Collection grows! Also, I have found that my S&Ws never say "no."

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