Seinfeld is the greatest show that's ever been on TV. Period.

After that, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Bored to Death, Malcolm in the Middle, How I Met Your Mother, and my current favorite, Breaking Bad.

I also like "Classic Albums" on VH1C when it's about one of my favorites, like Deep Purple's Machine Head, or Dark Side of the Moon.

I don't watch sports (only live Mariner games!), and I'd rather eat broken glass than watch any reality show or televised poker.